Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist) (8 Viewers)

[Jark]

I sang Never Really Over during KARAOKE at the weekend (I think there's a video that I pray never comes to light) and as expected it went off. one of her absolute best. such a BANGER!

 

[Pipo]

we need a Karaoke thread

I would never attempt NRO though, those fast-talking bits would end me let alone finding the right key to sing it!

 

[KC 🦋]

There are way more bitches out there worthy of hate than Katy Perry

 

[Jark]

is anyone really worthy of hate? it's pop music. people come and go from fashion and dwindle in popularity, it's natural. sometimes it does feel weirdly mean spirited with Katy though. I continue to ride for her

 

[Joseph]

I find the problem with her is she has the personality of Katherine from the breakroom at work. While she has a load of great songs, it’s hard to really give a shit about her otherwise. Even her “breakdown” was just weird and boring. Also her shoe brand is nothing but ugly on ugly.

 

[Pipo]

KAthy's not worthy of hate! It would be like hating the color white or hating potatoes, I dunno.

 

[Joseph]

Katanis Morisette

 

[mulled vespertine]

I'll give it to K8y, she can crank out a campy pop video. Her visuals always deliver.

I'd love it if she had a comeback of sorts.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh fuck off.

 

[Pipo]

Katy Perry JANCELLED?

 

[Jark]

it would be typically clueless of her to work with Dr Luke and there were rumours last year that she had. he's not even a hitmaker anymore, pop has moved on. oh Katy.

 

[funky]

She always struck me as the sort of person who thinks Africa is a country.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Joseph]

just imagine indeed

 

[Kratz]

Mateo, I fear you may be a little reductive

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

trap music crossing over to pop music was a bit mehh but Dark Horse was a banger though, it's a shame the Dr. is behind it.

 

[Jark]

two years later... this must finally be starting, new logo and mailing list revealed



I'm SCARED, CAUTIOUSLY EXCITED and ready to be CLOWNED

 

[GNL]

Excited to see how much more her returns can be deminished this time.

 

[Jark]

please hedge your bets in the poll

 

[Mugatu]

Another fading pop diva lured into the clichéd Y2K, hyperpop aesthetic by devious online gays. I see a silly haircut and a Charli XCX reject in the tea leaves.

 

[dUb]

Thrilled to see another "m dash"

 

[Jark]

modified just for you luv

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

 

[Jark]

good news! the theme of the album may be bipolar planetary nebula (as per the scorpio constellation)!

 

[GNL]

I hope the new album has something as good as slept-on masterpiece 'Never Really Over' on it.

 

[funky]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Jark]

too cheap!

 

[Jark]

I hope the new album has something as good as slept-on masterpiece 'Never Really Over' on it.

can't tell is sarcastic but YES PREACH

 

[Shoat]

Omg planetary nebulae?

Using the cosmos for inspiration means one thing

She's entering an ENYA ERA!

 

[Joseph]

Omg planetary nebulae?

Using the cosmos for inspiration means one thing

She's entering an ENYA ERA!

Now THAT I can get behind

 

[Joseph]

jokes aside I do love her and hope she can get back into a fun pop groove where she excels

 

[Pipo]

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

like STREAM NONSTOP?

 

[GNL]

can't tell is sarcastic but YES PREACH

No I genuinely think it might be her best song and the world CLOSED THEIR EARS.

 

[Joseph]

 

[funky]

Azealia Banks, the Katie Hopkins of pop music

 

[Pipo]

Did Jarkie tweet this

 

[KC 🦋]

That logo is very Y2K, which makes it evil by default.