Penelope
striking, unique, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳
The END IS NIGH 

NOSwiftly replaced by a sassy Labrador please![]()
I always knew you'd turn the second they got in!!!MURDERED BY TWO TIER KIER AND ROBBING RACHEL
omgWhy announce it? Just replace it with a cat that looks the same!
I maintain that they should have done this with the QueenWhy announce it? Just replace it with a cat that looks the same!
Replace the Queen with a Larry the Cat lookalike?I maintain that they should have done this with the Queen
Oh, no! The Queen has left a dead mouse under the bed again.Replace the Queen with a Larry the Cat lookalike?
I would have accepted either a lookalike old lady or a charming catReplace the Queen with a Larry the Cat lookalike?
I’ll nominate my dogSwiftly replaced by a sassy Labrador please![]()
The GHOULS have already hired his replacement!