Late Night Drunk Moopy

I'm about half a bottle into a bottle of M&S pinot grigio blush
 
I finished off two bottles of PINOT and currently ending the evening with a bit of RUM
 
I had a couple of beers. And then I had a couple more beers. It's ButterTart's fault. I listened to all my nominations for the Dance Anthems Rate and then I just kept going.
 
Trying to drink a beer now to help me sleep. My mistake was stopping drinking 3 hours ago thinking I’ll feel better when I should’ve carried on till I passed out.
 
Currently watching tonight’s episode of Big Brother 7 :):disco:
 
Didn't you say you were a few episodes ahead, little boy?
They keep POPPING UP on my recommended lists but how could I miss BONNEH’s DEPARTURE?!
 
I can only really drink DAS BIER at the START of the night
 
Just can’t believe a word he says. 19 and all that malarkey, my arse. 55 and living in a caravan in Dundee more like. It’s all a TERRIBLE LIE! :shock:
Not QUITE DUNDEE, it’s SKEGGY :disco:
 
Aw I’m jealous of your park drinking

but that you could do that in Glasgow anyway but STILL
 
I was LATE on the wine but here we ARE

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Aw I’m jealous of your park drinking

but that you could do that in Glasgow anyway but STILL

Is it still technically illegal to drink in Kelvingrove Park? I remember drinking there in the summer at uni and everyone hiding their booze when the rangers drove past.
 
I had a couple of beers. And then I had a couple more beers. It's ButterTart's fault. I listened to all my nominations for the Dance Anthems Rate and then I just kept going.
Drink more. I only had one can of Rekorderlig and then started taking the dog's anti-inflammatories on the off chance they'd simulate MDMA in humans. From the 110 songs I had at the start of the night, I've carefully whittled down my list to a mere 182.
 
12:30am in the Big Moopy house. Lucille is offering bribes in exchange for a glimpse of flesh.
Twenty minutes earlier, he was in the bedroom; weeping angrily and refusing to diminish his character for the sake of a game show.
I’m a bad judge of character I am, thought he were a nun that one.
 

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