Liam Payne Wank Bank + 💧drops

[OutSynk]

 

[Pipo]

Serving BUDGET

 

[straightorbroken]

Imagine keeping a straight face behind the camera.

 

[Suedehead]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He'll do himself a mischief if he doesn't tie those boots

 

[tommie]

OMG

 

[Devil]

what in the fresh hell of OneRepublic's Apologize, Jordin Sparks Battlefield, Justin T's Cry Me A River, Beyonce's Halo 2009 sounding bop is this?

This twit is useless musically, but I’m sorry that sounds fantastic.

 

[straightorbroken]

Watching with the sound off: it's giving failing the All Saints audition vibes.

 

[OutSynk]

Watching with the sound off

The only way to experience music by Liam Payne.

 

[lolly]

Genuinely can't remember a single thing he's produced in his solo career, except photos of him in pants or naked on a chair with his arse crack out.

 

[straightorbroken]

His finest work to date.

 

[tommie]

I'm still on the floor at his "serious pained artisté" face in the video. This can't be real!

 

[Funky]

It's the clip's thumbnail that gets me

"JUST ACT REALLY NATURAL"

 

[straightorbroken]

Watching again (oh sue me). The acting is very: "Liam! You're an escort, the client has had a heart attack and room service are knocking! Action!"

 

[Pipo]

This twit is useless musically, but I’m sorry that sounds fantastic.

co-written by JC CHASEZ and he's also doing BV of course you'll love it, it sounds straight out of 2003.

 

[Devil]

Fuck you Pips!

But you’re quite right

 

[PercyPig]

Serving BUDGET

Me at 16 listening to Avril Lavigne songs pretending I’m full of angst for my pretend music video.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Devil]

I’m sorry but fucking YES

 

[OutSynk]

Oh Liam not steroids.

 

[Voodoo]

What is the single called again? Masc4Masc?

 

[OutSynk]

What is the single called again? Masc4Masc?

Cumdrops

 

[cwej]

This single sounds amazing!

 

[Dark Carnival]

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I instinctively read that as Chardonnay

 

[Pipo]

He's STILL teasing this?

 

[Mugatu]

He must be saving up some cash to finish the rest of the song.

I'm glad he's ditched the Ali G look but I'm getting a strong Shayne Ward/Blake Mason model vibe now. Liam Payne gay?????

 

[OutSynk]

The song is out but waiting for the music video to post it.

 

[Pipo]

Well, the song is better than what JT has been serving lately but what the hell happened to this guy's voice? did he forget how to sing during these 5 years of faffing about? The chorus is basically JC Chasez featuring Lime and I remember him having one of the most competent 1D voices.

 

[Funky]

So this only got to #44 on downloads and didn't even chart on the Top 100. Ouch.

 

[straightorbroken]

He needs to say "link in bio" on his pages and fool everyone with it being a link to the single.

 

[Halli]

I like the new single. It came on the other day and I thought it was Justin Timberlake

 

[Kratz]

Send him to Eurovision with a Danny Saucedo cast-off

 

[OutSynk]

Where are the VISUALS? Is he following Beyonce for this era and letting the music speak for itself?

 

[Pipo]

so, this didn't do a single thing, did it? At least Zayn's latest charted on the SPOTTY charts for a while.

 

[lolly]

Teardrops

Deezer:
#95 Denmark


And that's it

 

[OutSynk]

Surely there is NO other way but to open up an OF account immediately

 

[Pipo]

Surely there is NO other way but to open up an OF account immediately

CC: @Austin Mahone

 

[Halli]

He needs to get onto his ROL era with an albam about BEAR pronto

 

[Pipo]

He needs to get onto his ROL era with an albam about BEAR pronto

omg, his Lullabeh (Song 4 Bear) is coming

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd much prefer he gives us an Erotica (with book + OF access codes) before the RoL opus.