Love Island (Winter) 2023 (1 Viewer)

That hideaway is super tack. It's like a room from The Salon. I think Will could be quite fun in the sack though, very eager to please. Or else terrible.
 
The new bombshell looks a bit like 90s Donna Air. Hope her routine is bopping to Jellyhead (Motiv8 Pumphouse Mix).
 
I feel like there was a mini campaign to get rid of Tanyel. I always think when people do wage these pathetic passive aggressive smears against you that it's an opportunity to prove them wrong. I mean, I don't think she will now that she's eliminated, but the thought was there.
 
Well thank goodness it's Friday's episode. Ron is speaking so consciously of the cameras. To steal a line from Jinkx Monsoon, he's so full of shit the toilet's jealous.
 
So Shaq is telling Will he didn't like Tanya and Lana talking to him like he's a child after they said he talked to Ron like a child. Good grief, if you really can't give up your stance in a disagreement, at least try and meet them halfway or something. I personally would advise Tanya to nip that behaviour in the bud as it's very unlikely to change and the stress people like that can cause just isn't worth it. So run Tanya!
 
And rather than actually accept he was wrong he is jumping on the ex comment - god I loathe people who leapfrog in arguments, especially when you try and address their first issue only to be interrupted and get confronted by another issue, which just goes on and on until you're confused, exhausted and start to doubt yourself. Bye Shaq!
 
Yep. Shame as individually they were both nice in the end. Tom and that girl he's with are just 2 voids.

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Ugh.
 
Well I do like the new ginge.

Hoping Shaq is dumped asap - that's a dance that won't stop, if your issues and unhappiness are not being listened to, they need to be dumped immediately as it will be repeated time and time again.
 
Casa Amor was definitely needed. Yesterday when Tanya went over to speak to Olivia and she was sleeping on the sun bed and the whole place looked deadly quiet I thought to myself LIGHTEN FUCKING UP. They are all just generally so uninteresting and so self consumed to the point that they are just boring to watch. I think I said it earlier in the thread but whoever done the casting for this years series needs to be SACKED.
 
Was Shaq being entirely unreasonable at saying he didn't appreciate Lana and Tanya sitting him down to have that conversation. Why did it require both of them? I can sort of see his perspective.

Are any of them actually interesting enough to do anything in Casa Amor?

I desperately want Ron to stray and for Lana to finally chuck him, but I think he's probably not going to. She's certainly not strong enough to re-couple given how quickly she got cold feet with Casey.
Olivia and Kai are just coasting at this point, so I think one or both could have their heads turned, but their relationship has barely had any screen time.
Casey and Claudia are too new for it to matter either way.
Tom and Samie seem pretty solid. But even if his head turns, they're so terminally dull. Maybe this'll be the making of her, who knows.
Will and Jessie must stay together at all costs.
There may be some drama with Tanya and Shaq, but I don't think either of them will re-couple.
 
I take it all back.

This Casa Amor is going to result in an absolute MESS.

Of course, all the couples will be back where they were after a week, but the immediate fallout should be good.

I feel so sorry for Jessie :(
 
Slave said:
I take it all back.

This Casa Amor is going to result in an absolute MESS.

Of course, all the couples will be back where they were after a week, but the immediate fallout should be good.

I feel so sorry for Jessie :(
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It definitely looks like Tanya will head back in to the villas coupled up with Martin which I wasn’t expecting. I’m not sure on Olivia, even though she seems interested in Maxwell I still THINK she will walk back in alone to couple up with Kai. Although Will enjoyed the attention with Layla he is only interested in Jessie at this point, as he said himself as he expressed his regrets on his actions afterwards.
 
Tom? Could go either way, as he like Olivia doesn’t look like they are in the Villa to find love at all and I think Sammie may couple up with the guy she is getting flirty with in Casa Amor.
 
Rita said:
It definitely looks like Tanya will head back in to the villas coupled up with Martin which I wasn’t expecting. I’m not sure on Olivia, even though she seems interested in Maxwell I still THINK she will walk back in alone to couple up with Kai. Although Will enjoyed the attention with Layla he is only interested in Jessie at this point, as he said himself as he expressed his regrets on his actions afterwards.
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I think Olivia has - rightly - clocked that she's more popular than Kai, so I reckon she might take her chance and re-couple.

I don't think Will will re-couple. But Layla is blatantly going to drop him in it when she gets dumped from the island post-Casa. And whatever was going on in bed last night is definitely going to end up being shown on movie night.

I hope Tanya re-couples; I really like her with Martin and I could imagine them being quite popular.

I think Sammie will definitely re-couple to get Ryan in the villa. He, Martin and Maxwell seem to be the best - or at least, the producers' favourite - of the boys so far. Kain, Frankie and Bayley seem pretty expendable, but actually I think the Casa boys are a pretty strong group. Far better than the girls, who are one of the most bottom-of-the-barrel lot I've ever seen :D
 
Ryan is by far the hottest guy this series full stop. If I were Sammie I'd have secretly switched from the second I drooled eyes on him. Of course, I'd also have an actual personality so there aren't many parallels to go on.

The Scottish girl is fun to listen to, but surely Tom cannot possibly be thinking about coupling up with her.

The guy Liv is living it up with has grown on me, but I struggle to make out half of what he says, which could well be the appeal alongside the eyes that verge on lazy :horny:

The guy chatting to the girl who is otherwise with Casey has the worst tattoo I've seen in some time.

Tanya seems much more relaxed around Martin, which is lovely to see away from the cry baby.

Ron is just acting for the purpose of winning. I can barely tolerate listening to him.

Kai could be the perfect hen pecked husband material. I like the girl he is "gravitating" towards. She seems to be the only Casa girl who has a bit of personality.

I have to wonder if the editors are solely listening out for the rubbish catch terms such as them saying whether they vibe or not as I feel like we are not seeing them talk about ... anything!
 
There is some post Love Island (what happens to the contestants after the show ends) show that I've downloaded. It's only an hour long, but I'll put that on next.
 
Actually, I quite like Sammie's reply to the hot ginge saying she's a slow burner: "umm that's just normal". Good on her.
 
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