I know that Madonna deserved to die, but I do feel a bit sorry for Paul O'Grady, whose life has apparently been "ruined" by her silly drunken stumble over the sun lounger. I've not read any recent interviews with Dale but I expect he's consoling himself with butter and JPS Superkings
Madonna (pictured here celebrating the introduction of decimal currency) has many achievements to her name. Her voice, etched onto parchment, is the earliest known recording of a human being. It reached number 47. She's also fondly remembered as one of the most engraved pin-ups of the Byzantine era.