Malou Prytz - Bananas (1 Viewer)

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Sorry but can we talk more about this UTTER DISASTER?



"Tonight I'm doing nothing right" INDEED

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

In time, we will come to see this as the ART that it was.

STATEMENTS for the tik tok generation.

 

[RJN]

I can't wait to see 25 versions of this in Americavision

 

[RJN]

its terrible objectively, but I've heard it one time and its stuck in my head. And it gave us a new spelling of Bananas. So 8

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

The wonderful thing is we will NEVER forget it

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

The funny thing for me was I had two friends over who have never seen Melodifestivalen before - I spent a long time building up how the sheer quality of the competition had turned Sweden into Eurovision’s superpower.

This was the first thing they heard…

 

[win_the_game]

1 min 54: “WHAT????”

Indeed.

 

[ButterTart]

Obviously it's excellent. Highlights include:

Gary Glitter's Rock & Roll Part II being the latest song to get the Melfest rip-off treatment.
Being styled like she's won a trolley dash around the Air Ambulance shop.
Ace Gothel living vicariously through a much younger model, despite the song not suiting her in any way.

10/10

 

[dUbrodošli]

Has anyone had her GLITTERING TRAJECTORY before?

- DTF
- AC (NQ)
- NQ (7th)

 

[COB]

In time, we will come to see this as the ART that it was.

STATEMENTS for the tik tok generation.

 

[ButterTart]

Has anyone had her GLITTERING TRAJECTORY before?

- DTF
- AC (NQ)
- NQ (7th)

It's like a massively sped up schlager diva trajectory, except without the 2/3 universally beloved songs making the final before settling into a groove as otherwise-unemployable airtime padding.

 

[ButterTart]

@COB clearly furious because he woke up to this song at 6am and has had to endure it on a loop for the last 9 1/2 hours.

 

[dUbrodošli]

It’s that elusive marriage of a great song and performer. The lyrics are poignant and relatable, her delivery suits it perfectly, the soaring chorus is a MOMENT every time it happens, it’s kind of the female Arcade in the sense of it being full of longing that people will connect with and it’s real music adjacent…

I can’t get enough of it.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

It’s that elusive marriage of a great song and performer. The lyrics are poignant and relatable, her delivery suits it perfectly, the soaring chorus is a MOMENT every time it happens, it’s kind of the female Arcade in the sense of it being full of longing that people will connect with and it’s real music adjacent…

I can’t get enough of it.

I would like to give this post the opposite of a Manson.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I GO

TOO STRESSED!

BUT NEVERTHELESS

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh LORD

I'm BEING GOOD TONIGHT

Cos TONIGHT I'M DOING NOTHING RIGHT!

I GO BANANAS! *comes last, loses record deal*

 

[Alias #23]

I do think that starting the song sat on her arse on that lovely chair which someone had scribbled over in IKEA before SVT bought it for the performance for 5 euro in the soiled and torn area near the tills really kicked it off with a RIGHTFUL BANG

There is also that very hot and not at all laboured HIGH KICK from that one in the middle at 0:39

All this and a GRINNING BERGENDAHL ON DRUMS

Just TOO MANY EXPENSIVE HIGHLIGHTS TO MENTION!

 

[Alias #23]

I’m enduringly amused by the comment which I’m sure was made by @Penelope along the lines of I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS PERFORMANCE WAS SUPPOSED TO APPEAL TO

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I’m enduringly amused by the comment which I’m sure was made by @Penelope along the lines of I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS PERFORMANCE WAS SUPPOSED TO APPEAL TO

US!

 

[COB]

I'd quite like everyone involved in this song to contract a mild but slightly irritating tummy bug.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I'd quite like everyone involved in this song to contract a mild but slightly irritating tummy bug.

They already DID - that is the POINT

 

[COB]

I suppose too many banas can play havoc down there, round the back

 

[Alias #23]

It was written during a FONDUE EVENING and they chose the wrong wine so it sliced through their INTERNAL ORGANS AND BRAINS rather than the barely digested FONDUE

I MEAN YOU CAN LAUGH BUT LOOK WHERE IT LEFT POOR MALOU

 

[Alias #23]

Of course it was going to be Ace Wilder’s BIG COMEBACK but she stripped nude in the restaurant after the fondue, did a sizzling high kick, fell to the floor and split herself in two after catching an INADVERTENT NANA UP HER FANCY

 

[Alias #23]

ROBBED

To think we got that mid-show EXTENDED CRUD BREAK rather than this stunning offering

 

[Zu]

I’ve only just discovered that this rubbish was co-written by the generally rather dry DEBS! I have a NEW FOUND RESPECT for them

 

[TiShh]

Song of life

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I am pretty sure I still go B A N A S…BANANAS! to myself at least once a day

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s my Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo.

 

[TiShh]

And remember how she got Aisleyne on drums!

 

[Zu]

And remember how she got Aisleyne on drums!

It was a GRINNING BERGENDAHL!

 

[Kaleen]

I have just learned she actually sings B-A-N-A-NAS and not B-A-N-A-S and I’m actually quite disappointed.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I have just learned she actually sings B-A-N-A-NAS and not B-A-N-A-S and I’m actually quite disappointed.

Yeah, she SAYS that but we know better

 

[TiShh]

I have just learned she actually sings B-A-N-A-NAS and not B-A-N-A-S and I’m actually quite disappointed.

This was definite after-the-fact retconning. It's "NAS" guys!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Crucially, B-A-N-A-S is FUNNIER (and ergo canon)

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Crucially, B-A-N-A-S is FUNNIER (and ergo canon)

Exactly! She can not claim it after the event