Meghan Trainor - Criminals (1 Viewer)

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just hit play on this. my mind is open. we'll see who's telling the truth
 
it's a 4 but she gets a 5 simply for the effort it must have taken to record a borderline listenable bargain basement pop song
 
This has been the biggest gainer on US pop radio the past two days :D


Now up to #29 (and she has two others in the top 50 still)…how does she manage to do this?!
 
I have learnt my lesson from that terrible, terrible morning of being violated - in many ways physically - by that Katy Perry album. I daren’t give in to morbid curiosity and listen to this.
 
I've come around to this because a) it reminds me so much of Sledgehammer, her best song and bitch gave it away and b) I do like pop songs that have barely any lyric content but still manage to sound like a song like Pocketful Of Sunshine and Say It Right. (but a whole album doesn't cut it, sorry Katy Perry).
 
Every time a Meghan Trainor thread gets bumped, a little piece of Mopsy dies
 
I see this is increasing in airplay in the US, slowly but steadily, someone could correct me but eventually, it'll be #1 around March 2025:nike:

No updates form the UK SADLY.
 
Her concert looked pretty horrendous mind. Does her brother and his gay like do the warm up or something without actually being artists?!
 
omg maybe we'll be spared from more suffering! (But stream Criminals out now!)



“To all my fellow girlies out there who are in your 30s out there, hi. I got too much Botox, and I need help. I messed up.”

Meghan's sought out Botox a handful of times over the years on her forehead.

“Someone convinced me with my little lips that – if you did a lip flip [and] you put filler right above your upper lip – you could have a beautiful flip on your upper lip and I could have one for the first time in my whole 30 years of living. It was not true. I cannot smile anymore. Everywhere I go, I cannot smile. My face hurts to smile.”
 
I know it's very 2024 to be disdainful of Ms Perry

But implying she's fallen below Meghan Trainor really is an INSULT TOO FAR
 
Name a song off 143 better than Criminals.

EXACTLY. YOU CAN'T.

Come back to me when Meghan releases a TRANSCENDENTAL EDIT of Criminals

She can't even better the Katy Perry remixes!

Although this isn't a hill to die on. We're comparing 1/10 to 0/10 here
 

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