Monday queues for security in a car park

[Rita]

I always have a drink or 4 at the airport, for MEDICINAL REASONS of course.

 

[Rita]

We are on the way to the airport, no beer for me but I have made sandwiches because I'm not paying out airport prices for lunch

Oh FOR CHRIST SAKES. You are on your HOLIDAYS!

 

[COB]

What can I say, there's a touch of Presbyterian prudence hard coded into my GENES

 

[Alias #23]

I was going to ask whether the sandwiches are in Tupperware or foil but I don’t want to know because I’m not sure which is worse

 

[Alias #23]

The whole point of stumping up for ludicrous prices for airport food is to have something to COMPLAIN AND TUT ABOUT and of course to bask in the glow of having indulged in LUXURY PRICEY FAYRE

Someone clearly didn’t receive the MOPSY MEMO!

 

[Kate]

I keep finding emails in my spam folder with the subject "Feminists HATE this penis trick!!!" What could it possibly be? Teaching your penis to yell "NICE TITS LUV!"? Spelling out "get back in the kitchen" with your cum?

 

[Diddy]

I keep finding emails in my spam folder with the subject "Feminists HATE this penis trick!!!" What could it possibly be? Teaching your penis to yell "NICE TITS LUV!"? Spelling out "get back in the kitchen" with your cum?

Ooh forward it to me, I can only get it to spell “gEt bûm in thé kraken”

 

[Nancy]

I've become a fan of risottos recently.

 

[lolly]

I've become a fan of risottos recently.

We're having this for dinner. Don't know if it will work with vegan feta, or if that's as bad as the rest of vegan cheese generally.

 

[Rita]

We're having this for dinner. Don't know if it will work with vegan feta, or if that's as bad as the rest of vegan cheese generally.

I am stealing this. It sounds LUSH.

 

[lolly]

I am stealing this. It sounds LUSH.

It is/was.

I've got the writer's last book. Very largely one pan, stove top cooking.

Her frying pan cheat's lasagne is probably Mr L's favourite thing I make.

 

[Nancy]

Jeremy Spake is back on TV tonight.

 

[Nancy]

He's an AIRPORT DIRECTOR now! Good on him!

 

[GNL]

We're having this for dinner. Don't know if it will work with vegan feta, or if that's as bad as the rest of vegan cheese generally.

Ooh, I love whipped feta.