Moopyvision 2019: FINAL RESULTS

[D5K]

Welcome to Tel Aviv, Cheadle, Nicosia, or wherever it is we're hosting this year. The voting has now closed and it's now time to reveal the results of Moopyvision 2019!

Thanks to the 32 voters who took the time to make their voices heard about this year's crop of finalists:

Malta: Michela - Chameleon
Albania: Jonida Maliqi - Ktheju tokës
Czech Republic: Lake Malawi - Friend of a Friend
Portugal: Conan Osiris - Telemóveis
Russia: Sergey Lazarev - Scream
Denmark: Leonora - Love Is Forever
San Marino: Serhat - Say Na Na Na
North Macedonia: Tamara Todevska - Proud
Sweden: John Lundvik - Too Late for Love
Slovenia: Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl - Sebi
Cyprus: Tamta - Replay
Netherlands: Duncan Laurence - Arcade
Greece: Katerine Duska - Better Love
Belgium: Eliot - Wake Up
Norway: KEiiNO - Spirit in the Sky
Lithuania: Jurij Veklenko - Run with the Lions
Iceland: Hatari - Hatrið mun sigra
Estonia: Victor Crone - Storm
Belarus: ZENA - Like It
Azerbaijan: Chingiz - Truth
France: Bilal Hassani - Roi
Italy: Mahmood - Soldi
Moldova: Anna Odobescu - Stay
Switzerland: Luca Hänni - She Got Me
Australia: Kate Miller-Heidke - Zero Gravity
Spain: Miki - La Venda

 

[ameraal]

 

[Alla]

Oh yes!

 

[Zu]

Anyone who voted for Denmark to be pushed off a very high chair

 

[GinAg (39)]

Yay

 

[D5K]

Just sorting out some final image hosting hiccups. Any predictions before we get going?

 

[OutSynk]

I'm guessing either Italy or the digusting Norway will win.

 

[Alex]

I'm guessing either Italy or the digusting Norway will win.

DISGUSTING??!
Homophobic

 

[D5K]

Just sorting out some final image hosting hiccups. Any predictions before we get going?

Sorted now (stupid Photobucket)... here's this year's scoreboard at rest ready for the fun to begin:

 

[OutSynk]

DISGUSTING??!
Homophobic

No, digusting.

 

[Zu]

@OutSynk is just so JOIKIST

 

[Alla]

Just sorting out some final image hosting hiccups. Any predictions before we get going?

I have no idea, I would say Sweden but there'll be some backlash because it's Sweden, I guess. Australia, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway and Netherlands is my prediction for the top 5, not necessarily in that order.

 

[dmlaw]

I have a dreadful feeling that Australia will do very well. Moopy always has a soft spot for a reedy voiced woman with a stick up her arse.

 

[Alla]

I have a dreadful feeling that Australia will do very well. Moopy always has a soft spot for a reedy voiced woman with a stick up her arse.

Anyone with a stick up the arse gets my points.

 

[OutSynk]

I think I'm cancelling the blowjob for this.

 

[Zu]

I’m shitting in padded bags AS WE SPEAK in preparation for Iceland not being AT LEAST top five

 

[Alla]

I’m shitting in padded bags AS WE SPEAK in preparation for Iceland not being AT LEAST top five

Probably not even top 10, make sure you have enough padded bags.

 

[D5K]

I think I'm cancelling the blowjob for this.

Hoping to avoid a disappointing climax?

 

[Zu]

I have a dreadful feeling that Australia will do very well. Moopy always has a soft spot for a reedy voiced woman with a stick up her arse.

I actually didn’t mind that in the end

Better that than SWEDEN

 

[D5K]

Okay let's get going then... first up out of 32 is our first Kevin.

 

[Zu]

Probably not even top 10, make sure you have enough padded bags.

Plenty of bags and plenty of CHURN

 

[OutSynk]

Hoping to avoid a disappointing climax?

It can't possibly compete with @Zu-Klara's reaction when he sees how many points I gave Iceland.

 

[D5K]

And our Dutch friend Kevin's 12 goes to...

The Netherlands!

 

[D5K]

Next up to vote is ameraal

 

[Zu]

I thought Kevin LIKED Iceland? Well there goes BAG NUMBER ONE!

 

[D5K]

And the 12 points go to...

Iceland!

 

[dmlaw]

Hurrah!

 

[D5K]

Third to vote is our old friend Ill Advised:

 

[D5K]

And the 12 points go to:

Azerbaijan!

 

[OutSynk]

 

[D5K]

Talking about himself in the third person is David 5000.

 

[Zu]

@ameraal

Also at KLEMENS’ HAIR!

 

[D5K]

And my 12 goes to...

Norway!

 

[dmlaw]

A point for Denmark? You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Alla]

OMG @ 1 point for Denmark.

 

[D5K]

The performance was some sort of mental conditioning.

 

[D5K]

Next we have sewerynsven

 

[D5K]

And the 12 points go to...

Slovenia!

 

[dmlaw]

Now I actually liked the Slovenia song, but I spent the whole performance hoping that she would fuck up her vocal and he would dump her live on air. Maybe it's because I'm dead inside.

 

[D5K]

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