Moopyvision 2024: The Semi Finals (1 Viewer)

[dmlaw]

Straight on with semi final 2 and, in no particular order, qualifying for the final is...

 

[dmlaw]

AUSTRIA

 

[dmlaw]

GREECE

 

[Tisch]

[insert Scared of Heights joke #20,027 here]

 

[dmlaw]

ARMENIA

 

[dmlaw]

FRANCE

 

[dmlaw]

CZECHIA

 

[Tisch]

AUSTRIA

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GREECE

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ARMENIA

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Good to see Moopy's love for cheap nonsense continues to ride high

 

[dmlaw]

SPAIN

 

[dmlaw]

Time to remove some no hopers.

With the lowest score of the contest, all from the same voter, who will not be named as @rhythm bandit for his own protection.

19th Latvia: Dons - Hollow 6 points

 

[dmlaw]

Also GONE at this stage...

18th Albania: Besa - Titan 13 points
19th Latvia: Dons - Hollow 6 points

 

[dmlaw]

Similarly not in need of those Saturday night hotel rooms...

17th San Marino: Megara - 11:11 23 points
18th Albania: Besa - Titan 13 points
19th Latvia: Dons - Hollow 6 points

 

[dmlaw]

Back to the qualifiers. Into the final goes...

GEORGIA

 

[dmlaw]

Assuming he can keep his temper for the next few days, your next finalist is...

NETHERLANDS

 

[dmlaw]

Qualifier number nine is...

SWITZERLAND

 

[dmlaw]

Probably for the best that this doesn't qualify really.

16th Israel: Eden Golan - Hurricane 26 points
17th San Marino: Megara - 11:11 23 points
18th Albania: Besa - Titan 13 points
19th Latvia: Dons - Hollow 6 points

 

[dmlaw]

Voodoo didn't vote. Quite strange when we all know how much he likes his Eurovision.

 

[dmlaw]

Into the final, we have...

ITALY

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Would like to know which cunts voted for Israel?

 

[dmlaw]

Qualifier number 11 is...

MALTA

 

[dmlaw]

Would like to know which cunts voted for Israel?

Will not be revealing that. We don't need the unpleasantness.

 

[dmlaw]

Two more qualifiers from these four.

Belgium: Mustii - Before The Party’s Over
Denmark: Saba - Sand
Estonia: 5miinust and Puuluup - (Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi
Norway: Gåte - Ulveham

If you lot have eliminated Norway, this contest is CANCELLED.

 

[Tisch]

Into the final, we have...

ITALY

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Qualifier number 11 is...

MALTA

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I've never seen a Europop with so much expression it's disconcerting

 

[dmlaw]

Fortunately, you haven't.

NORWAY

 

[dUb]

Please die Belgium

 

[dmlaw]

But you did eliminate...

15th Estonia: 5miinust and Puuluup - (Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi 29 points
16th Israel: Eden Golan - Hurricane 26 points
17th San Marino: Megara - 11:11 23 points
18th Albania: Besa - Titan 13 points
19th Latvia: Dons - Hollow 6 points

 

[Tisch]

If you lot have eliminated Norway, this contest is CANCELLED.

Dmlaw screaming into his dinner later like

 

[dUb]

Oh FFS!

JUSTICE FOR LUMBERING DADS!

 

[dmlaw]

Completing the line up for the Moopyvision 2024 final...

DENMARK

 

[dUb]

Great thanks dmlaw, I'm ready to vote

 

[dmlaw]

Such an off-putting Europop. Glad we won't have to see it again.

13th ????????????? 36 points
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14th Belgium: Mustii - Before The Party’s Over 30 points
15th Estonia: 5miinust and Puuluup - (Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi 29 points
16th Israel: Eden Golan - Hurricane 26 points
17th San Marino: Megara - 11:11 23 points
18th Albania: Besa - Titan 13 points
19th Latvia: Dons - Hollow 6 points

 

[Tisch]

Such an off-putting Europop. Glad we won't have to see it again.

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13th ????????????? 36 points
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14th Belgium: Mustii - Before The Party’s Over 30 points
15th Estonia: 5miinust and Puuluup - (Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi 29 points
16th Israel: Eden Golan - Hurricane 26 points
17th San Marino: Megara - 11:11 23 points
18th Albania: Besa - Titan 13 points
19th Latvia: Dons - Hollow 6 points

Poor love, someone get him some Sudocreme

 

[dmlaw]

So Estonia, Germany, Israel, Latvia and Serbia are replaced by Australia, Czechia, Denmark, Malta and Poland for the real final. I think we might have come out ahead there.

 

[Velvet Skies]

14th Iceland: Hera Björk - Scared of Heights 31 points

At least she DECUPLED her real-life score, what a queen

 

[Velvet Skies]

FRANCE

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WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE PHILIPP KIRKOROV ??

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Absolutely SHAMEFUL that Israel didn't get 0 points.

It's SHITE as well as PROBLEMATIC.

HAVE A WORD WITH YOURSELVES

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I quite liked the Israeli performance. I only watched and listened for booing. That being said fuck it on every level.

 

[dUb]

For those who approach it as a song contest in its purest form, I can understand throwing it a few votes. It was a good, very well-sung ballad in a year without many of those at all. And some of us like that kind of thing.

I didn't vote for it though.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t comprehend throwing votes at Eden, TURDS HOWEVER.