I know that she's PURE EVIL, but Lisa is just SO WATCHABLE
"She's a LONELY OLD BAT living in a CRAPPY RENTED APARTMENT...I thought it was a BACKPACKERS she was living in on Bondi..."
Oh Sydney is not as instantly gratifying as Melbourne due to so many cunts but so worth sticking with. Matty probably my favourite in the endTwo episodes into Sydney and what an absolute CACOPHONY. They all absolutely HATE each other and I have a headache. I am totally team Athena X despite her being the root cause of all the HATRED , when the only nice one is Plant Pot Melissa you know there's a casting issue!
I had to come into this thread and see if @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA had done any write-ups for any of the cast so was thrilled to see there are three! Then absolutely squealed with delighted at the bonus Matty write-up as well.
Jill to Trump:I've still never watched any of these shows, but I'm actually writing a round on it for a pub quiz right now so doing a bit of research. (It was a request from one of my regular teams)
How did this thread go for 32 pages without one single mention of the fact that there was a series that got cancelled after one of the cast members BROKE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE !!!
@VoR's Housewives journey - despite allegedly having never watched a second of any show - remains one of the most heart-warming moopy storylines of recent history
It's no surprise to see VoR bump this topic. Despite canonically not being a Housewives fan, in reality she just can't get ENOUGH!
Well - spoiler alert - next season we are possibly looking at three new Housewives write ups being added to this thread
Without revealing TOO MUCH, I can reveal it's currently looking like two OC entries, and one from BEVERLY HILLS!
WATCH MELBOURNEIt's all down to your writing, honestly! I know I sound like I protest too much, but I genuinely find actually watching all that screaming and bad reality TV acting far too stressful, so I much prefer to imagine it's just incredible gay fan fiction that you're writing.
- Which English county is the setting for the UK’s edition of the Real Housewives franchise?
- Which Real Housewives of Atlanta star had a top ten hit in 2000 with Don’t Think I’m Not?
- Before joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills, actress Denise Richards was perhaps best known for playing Doctor Christmas Jones in which James Bond movie?
- The short-lived Real Housewives of DC was cancelled abruptly in 2010, after cast member Michaele Salahi hit the headlines worldwide for doing what?
- Which of these is not the title of an official Real Housewives series? The Real Housewives of Bangkok, The Real Housewives of Nairobi, The Real Housewives of Rejkjavik or The Real Housewives of Slovenia?
Also I swear queen @Will and myself thrashed out the Real Housewives of DC in a thread somewhere, although it may not be this one. The Salahi's White House GATECRASH remains one of the most batshit things to ever happen on any Housewives franchise
It's really WELL WORTH a quick 10 episode watch for any Hayu queens with a taste for the LUDICROUS