My top 32 favourite Real Housewives of ALL TIME: it's finally OVER!

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I think Lisa still feels relatively sane in the first two episodes, but boy does she SPIRAL! :disco:


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I know that she's PURE EVIL, but Lisa is just SO WATCHABLE :D



"She's a LONELY OLD BAT living in a CRAPPY RENTED APARTMENT...I thought it was a BACKPACKERS she was living in on Bondi..." :D :D
 

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The scene while she sips champagne by the edge of a pool, looking on at her crying kid with utter disdain before calling him a dickhead and sending him off with the nanny. :D Then when her husband suggests another baby, "No way, not after Bertie". And then proposing to send him off to fight ISIS or something!!

Turning up in black to the white party :D

And I'm only two episodes in!
 

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Two episodes into Sydney and what an absolute CACOPHONY. They all absolutely HATE each other and I have a headache. I am totally team Athena X despite her being the root cause of all the HATRED :D, when the only nice one is Plant Pot Melissa you know there's a casting issue!

I had to come into this thread and see if @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA had done any write-ups for any of the cast so was thrilled to see there are three! Then absolutely squealed with delighted at the bonus Matty write-up as well.

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Oh Sydney is not as instantly gratifying as Melbourne due to so many cunts but so worth sticking with. Matty probably my favourite in the end
 

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I've still never watched any of these shows, but I'm actually writing a round on it for a pub quiz right now so doing a bit of research. (It was a request from one of my regular teams)

How did this thread go for 32 pages without one single mention of the fact that there was a series that got cancelled after one of the cast members BROKE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE :D !!!
 

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I've still never watched any of these shows, but I'm actually writing a round on it for a pub quiz right now so doing a bit of research. (It was a request from one of my regular teams)

How did this thread go for 32 pages without one single mention of the fact that there was a series that got cancelled after one of the cast members BROKE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE :D !!!
Jill to Trump:

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@VoR's Housewives journey - despite allegedly having never watched a second of any show - remains one of the most heart-warming moopy storylines of recent history :disco:
It's no surprise to see VoR bump this topic. Despite canonically not being a Housewives fan, in reality she just can't get ENOUGH!

Well - spoiler alert - next season we are possibly looking at three new Housewives write ups being added to this thread :shock:
Without revealing TOO MUCH, I can reveal it's currently looking like two OC entries, and one from BEVERLY HILLS!
 
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Also I swear queen @Will and myself thrashed out the Real Housewives of DC in a thread somewhere, although it may not be this one. The Salahi's White House GATECRASH remains one of the most batshit things to ever happen on any Housewives franchise :disco:

It's really WELL WORTH a quick 10 episode watch for any Hayu queens with a taste for the LUDICROUS :disco:
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@VoR's Housewives journey - despite allegedly having never watched a second of any show - remains one of the most heart-warming moopy storylines of recent history :disco:
It's no surprise to see VoR bump this topic. Despite canonically not being a Housewives fan, in reality she just can't get ENOUGH!

Well - spoiler alert - next season we are possibly looking at three new Housewives write ups being added to this thread :shock:
Without revealing TOO MUCH, I can reveal it's currently looking like two OC entries, and one from BEVERLY HILLS!

It's all down to your writing, honestly! I know I sound like I protest too much, but I genuinely find actually watching all that screaming and bad reality TV acting far too stressful, so I much prefer to imagine it's just incredible gay fan fiction that you're writing. :D
 

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Anyway if anyone's interested, this was the Real Housewives pub quiz round I wrote. I tried to make it somewhat guessable as it was predictably not a popular round outside of the one team of gays who requested it. :D

  1. Which English county is the setting for the UK’s edition of the Real Housewives franchise?
  2. Which Real Housewives of Atlanta star had a top ten hit in 2000 with Don’t Think I’m Not?
  3. Before joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills, actress Denise Richards was perhaps best known for playing Doctor Christmas Jones in which James Bond movie?
  4. The short-lived Real Housewives of DC was cancelled abruptly in 2010, after cast member Michaele Salahi hit the headlines worldwide for doing what?
  5. Which of these is not the title of an official Real Housewives series? The Real Housewives of Bangkok, The Real Housewives of Nairobi, The Real Housewives of Rejkjavik or The Real Housewives of Slovenia?
 

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I've always dreamed of having Christmas in Turkey 🦃

I hope the gay team didn't try and be clever by pointing out that there are now two UK franchises :shock: And if they did, just tell them Jersey isn't a real country anyway then get them BARRED.
 
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  1. Which English county is the setting for the UK’s edition of the Real Housewives franchise?
  2. Which Real Housewives of Atlanta star had a top ten hit in 2000 with Don’t Think I’m Not?
  3. Before joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills, actress Denise Richards was perhaps best known for playing Doctor Christmas Jones in which James Bond movie?
  4. The short-lived Real Housewives of DC was cancelled abruptly in 2010, after cast member Michaele Salahi hit the headlines worldwide for doing what?
  5. Which of these is not the title of an official Real Housewives series? The Real Housewives of Bangkok, The Real Housewives of Nairobi, The Real Housewives of Rejkjavik or The Real Housewives of Slovenia?

The Real Housewives of Rejkjavik would be so essential :D VERY (almost horizontally) STRAIGHT TALKING, and gobbling alcohol as if it was WATER!
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Question three I have absolutely NO IDEA ABOUT! Imagine flopping a Real Housewives QUIZ having scribed a thread like this :SarahSideEye:
 
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and yes, I can't imagine queen VoR enjoying any of the American franchise for reasons stated above, but the pure unadulterated camp of Lydia, Gina, Gamble, Janet and Pettifleur from Melbourne are SURELY right up her ALLEYWAY!

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I’ve decided that next time I see @Suomi I am open to watching the season of his choice, but not before. I think he favours New Zealand though.
New Zealand is good but sorry Melbourne is fucking amazing !
 

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If I see VoR i’ll obviously only have limited time so it’s best I get him wired up to Auckland as that is all killer, no filler, and I think one of the best standalone one-series shows of all time
 

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Also I swear queen @Will and myself thrashed out the Real Housewives of DC in a thread somewhere, although it may not be this one. The Salahi's White House GATECRASH remains one of the most batshit things to ever happen on any Housewives franchise :disco:

It's really WELL WORTH a quick 10 episode watch for any Hayu queens with a taste for the LUDICROUS :disco:

Not enough of a thrashing out, if I recall correctly. It deserves so much more. I need to go back and have a second watch of it, even though I only watched it for the first time last year.
 

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