Paris 2024 - Day 14 (Fri 9 August) (1 Viewer)

[Finn]

No DQ'ing Jack Carlin is a mad choice, he is quite clearly a little madam

 

[PercyPig]

I note they were in the outside lane, which is the driest one

Thanks Gaby

 

[Madison]

GB overtakes France

 

[Lucille]

I note they were in the outside lane, which is the driest one

Kind of like your VAGOINA!

 

[Eddie]

No DQ'ing Jack Carlin is a mad choice, he is quite clearly a little madam

Just how you like 'em @Finn !

 

[Madison]

GB overtakes France

Shit, France are now drawing in the football - it could be a gold for them.

 

[Kratz]

Stupid Spain! When it’s England they can’t beat us FAST ENOUGH.

 

[Lucille]

Imagine having to move to ARKANSAS for your career.

 

[FetchFugly]

Should have left Naser out the back.

 

[dmlaw]

Shit, France are now drawing in the football - it could be a gold for them.

I thought it was understood that medals won in Olympic football don’t really count.

 

[FetchFugly]

Imagine having to move to ARKANSAS for your career.

No wonder she has that KJT-esque gloomy demeanour.

Well done on her NR though and, as we are constantly being reminded on commentary, that was after a full collegiate season too.

 

[Lucille]

Is there anything exciting on tonight except the boxing?

 

[dmlaw]

Is there anything exciting on tonight except the boxing?

Beach Volleyball final. Women, though, sorry.

 

[Lucille]

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’m watching Portuguese coverage whilst sipping rose wine delaying going out and their commentator sounds like he’s delivering the news “it’s overcast with a high chance of showers” when their triple jumper just took the lead then.

 

[Kratz]

Beach Volleyball final. Women, though, sorry.

If prancing about in your knickers is an Olympic event, just give me the gold now.

 

[PercyPig]

Beach Volleyball final. Women, though, sorry.

It’s quite stunning at night though (and they want you to know about it)

 

[Finn]

Right loves, we need to harness the same bad juju we did to make that Japanese lad fall off the climbing wall earlier to make Thiam fuck up this 800 metres

 

[Lucille]

She used to race the shade? How do you not out-run THAT?!

 

[Finn]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT KJT'S DEAD NAN, BBC

 

[PercyPig]

If the BBC channeled all their fluff piece money into the Olympics they’d have full coverage again.

 

[Lucille]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT KJT'S DEAD NAN, BBC

It’s not the X FACTOR.

 

[Kratz]

Right loves, we need to harness the same bad juju we did to make that Japanese lad fall off the climbing wall earlier to make Thiam fuck up this 800 metres

FALL

 

[Finn]

SNAP A LEG

 

[Kratz]

If the BBC channeled all their fluff piece money into the Olympics they’d have full coverage again.

Honestly it’s not like many of them are personality artistes

 

[Finn]

Why is Thiam in the driest lane

EDIT: Oh right yes it doesn't matter for this one

 

[Kratz]

GET A STONE IN YOUR SHOE

 

[FetchFugly]

NEARLY

 

[Lucille]

FALL

Omg it nearly worked.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I love Nafi Thiam, I nearly spilt my wine when she got tripped there.

 

[dmlaw]

I love Nafi Thiam, I nearly spilt my wine when she got tripped there.

WE DON’T LIKE THAT SORT OF BALANCED COMMENTARY AROUND HERE.

 

[Kratz]

Are we all done for GOLDS now?

 

[Madison]

Are we all done for GOLDS now?

Nope. Still four velodrome events. We also have the defending lady champion in the sword horse sword swim laser run.

 

[Madison]

 

[Kratz]

Nope. Still four velodrome events. We also have the defending lady champion in the sword horse sword swim laser run.

Let’s bring all 5 in please.

Who do we need to HEX next?

 

[Madison]

Medal table is inexplicably missing a bronze from the men’s 4x100.

 

[Lucille]

GET FUCKED FRANCE!

 

[dmlaw]

Unfortunately, the French have quite a lot of finals with at least guaranteed silver to come.

 

[Madison]

Let’s bring all 5 in please.

Who do we need to HEX next?

Mainly the Dutch and 17 horses.

 

[Indie]

New sport idea: 4 x 400 relay.

400 hundred people run 4 meters each, passing a baton between them.