Poland 2023: Blanka - Solo (1 Viewer)

[Apoca]

 

[Kratz]

It’s sold out but if you want to say hello, she says come along and she’ll POP OUT

 

[Kratz]

Shall I go and get a selfie doing her iconic handography?

 

[Lucille]

who wouldn’t want to see Blanka POPPING OUT

 

[Lucille]

So clever of her to promote her show with those postcards in the Charing Cross phoneboxes!

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Kratz]

 

[D5K]

All eyes on her now

 

[Kratz]

Seems to be having a moderate hit with the questionable ‘Boys Like Toys’

Next single please Blanks!

 

[Kratz]

This is now at 2.5m streams on Spotify and 3.6m on YouTube

Imagine what happens if she raids the Margaret bin for the next one?

 

[Apoca]

That's kinda crejza!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

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This really tickled me.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

THANK YOU ALL

 

[Kratz]

34 million now!

It has the second largest difference between where it placed at Eurovision and where it places in terms of Spotify streaming (the largest gap being...the UK).

 

[Kratz]

COMING SOON

 

[D5K]

Goin' to the Rodeo Rodeo
Gonna ride a horse and a cow cow cow

 

[lolly]

I wish she'd think of the germs and keep her fingers out of her mouth.

 

[Kratz]

I wish she'd think of the germs and keep her fingers out of her mouth.

It’s her latest handography!

 

[OutSynk]

COMING SOON

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Is that the new

 

[lolly]

It’s her latest handography!

Isn't it faceography? The hand doesn't change!

 

[OutSynk]

The new one is her BEST SONG YET.

 

[Kratz]

Never change Blanka!
(it’s actually quite a lot of fun)

 

[Kratz]

 

[Kratz]

Beyoncé WHO?

 

[dmlaw]

I thought that @ said bikeblanka at first and that sounded about right.

 

[OutSynk]

Why is her hand not covering her mouth in that photo

 

[Kratz]

Why is her hand not covering her mouth in that photo

It’s tired from no doubt practising some complicated handography

 

[Kratz]

Tune!

 

[OutSynk]

Her Immaculate Collection is shaping up well.

 

[OutSynk]

Just checked the credits and turns out an Estonian producer was involved in this. She's coming to save Eesti Laul 2025.

 

[Kratz]

We have a video with some very fancy choreography but a disappointing lack of handography. Also, still sponsored by big sweeties.

 

[Kratz]

Jason Derulo collab INCOMING

 

[OutSynk]

Why would she LOWER herself to THAT

 

[OutSynk]

 

[ManicKangaroo]

She's released a new track for her Birthday

 

[OutSynk]

The chorus is literally the same melody as Cara Mia. Queen of sampling herself one single later. Ava Max who?

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Another newie, featuring her interpolation of Asereje

 

[Kratz]

Sounds like another HIT.

I actually love If U Want Me

Remember when she won Eurovision?

 

[Penelope]

JUSTICE FOR AHLENA - BOOTY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wait, whilst OGAE UK is electing Kala to a leadership position and bullying a failed presidential candidate out, OGAE Poland is launching SUCCESSFUL LEGAL ACTION!?