RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[OutSynk]

HUMANS

 

[Lucille]

MEN!

 

[GNL]

That thing people do when they're like 'this is a moment of radical action through body positivity, because REPRESENTATION is IMPORTANT'.

It's... a photo of your hole.

 

[Lucille]

BLACK CAB DRIVERS

 

[Nancy]

RAILINGS ON PAVEMENTS OUTSIDE SHOPS

 

[Lucille]

As in drivers of black cabs, not black drivers.

 

[GNL]

WARIO

 

[ButterTart]

The fact that people are genuinely too thick to understand that we already KNOW all lives matter and it’s literally the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT of BLM.

 

[Lucille]

RAILINGS ON PAVEMENTS OUTSIDE SHOPS

THIS!!!

See also BOLLARDS!

 

[Lucille]

I walked into a bollard ONLY THE OTHER DAY!

 

[Nancy]

THIS!!!

See also BOLLARDS!

JUST TAX THE STUPID PEOPLE!

 

[Lucille]

AVOCADO TOAST

 

[octophone]

GARY BARLOW

 

[Nancy]

BEING CONTACTED ON FACEBOOK TO SEE IF I WANT TO SET UP MY OWN ONLINE TRAVEL COMPANY AS SOME PART OF PYRAMID SCHEME

 

[octophone]

TAX CHEATS

 

[octophone]

TORIES

 

[octophone]

Reissues that have been "remastered" when they sounded absolutely fine and they now sound like shit.

 

[OutSynk]

MOTORCYCLE, BICYCLE AND SCOOTER RIDERS

 

[octophone]

VEGAN "BACON".

 

[dUb]

EATING NOISES

 

[jivafox]

BASTARD ASTHMATIC CAB DRIVERS

 

[GNL]

VEGAN "BACON".

VEGAN "CHEESE"

 

[OutSynk]

BAD SMELLS

 

[Nancy]

CHILDREN’S PAINTINGS

 

[Alex]

Men wearing those skintight tracksuit bottoms and shorts over the top

 

[Nancy]

THE WORD “MULTITASKING”

 

[Alex]

“REACHING OUT” TO SOMEBODY

 

[Iguana]

JANE AUSTEN

 

[Nancy]

KAREN BARBER

 

[Alex]

PRIMARK

 

[Iguana]

THE COCK DESTROYERS

 

[Alex]

THE M60/M62/M602 junction

 

[Kate]

THE CARAMELLA GIRLS

 

[Nancy]

NEEDING A WEE WHEN IT’S ONLY BEEN 10 MINUTES SINCE YOU LAST WENT

 

[jivafox]

THE WATER COOLER NOT BEING COLD ENOUGH

 

[Kate]

CELERY

 

[Kate]

CELERIAC

 

[Kate]

DILL

 

[Lucille]

BEING CONTACTED ON FACEBOOK TO SEE IF I WANT TO SET UP MY OWN ONLINE TRAVEL COMPANY AS SOME PART OF PYRAMID SCHEME

HOW SPECIFIC

 

[Kate]

NEEDING A WEE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT