Oh i bloody LOVED this after a few episodes.There are actually QUITE SUBSTANTIAL thoughts about this legendary TV show buried in the general Housewives CHIT CHAT thread
Maybe a moderator with absolutely NOTHING TO DO in their lives could trawl through it and split them out into here
God remember the days where we had to talk about TWENTY FIVE different TV shows in a singular thread!
Anyway, have you got to the sex-in-the-graveyard CHAOS yet? That's when the show really picks up steam a bitAnd keep your eye on Margaret, she's bananas.
Tessa is such an ODD ONE! She’s absolutely vile and so easily hateable, but if I was to take the time to rank the Real Housewives of JERSEYshe’d quite probably rank as the easy number 1
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I’m hoping for more revelations of sex in UNSAVOURY locations and Kate being attention seekingLow key here for this TRASH getting a second seasonI can hardly remember what happened in season 1 now
But give the Australian model girl some ALLIES to help bring down the evil FASHION MAVEN Tessa
I'm still convinced this show was initially started as some sort of British KARDASHIAN attempt around Tessa's horrible family, that was then re-tooled into a Housewives show when they realised how AWFUL the entire family are![]()
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UK sends navy vessels to Jersey amid post-Brexit fishing row with France
Boris Johnson dispatches two patrol vessels to protect island from feared blockadewww.theguardian.com
This could be QUITE the plot twist for the season 2 filming![]()
According to company accounts, Tessa has amassed a fortune of £20.6 million, Entertainment Daily has reported. The Real Housewives of Jersey star set up the branding and communications company Hartmann House in Glasgow 25 years ago which she runs with her husband Sascha.
SO ANNOYING
God I hate her but I can’t stop checking what horror she’s uploaded next