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I know I said I would stop posting these write ups, but the Teresa one which rather convincingly argues that Teresa and Joe Gorga are IN LOVE with each other is just TOO MUCH! :D



Teresa is wildly in love with her brother. They have profound sexual tension. They flirt with each other constantly and sometimes even graphically (he greeted her at their joint therapy session with, “You look sexy in red”). They’ve married virtual clones of each other and feel betrayed and act out their anger about it endlessly. Joe Giudice knows his wife will never love him as much as Joe Gorga, and maybe also wants to have sex with Joe Gorga himself, and so he poisons Teresa against the Gorgas constantly. Melissa, God bless her, I don’t think has any idea about any of this and just does her best to rise above. It’s a weird, disturbing, incestuous mess and it makes everybody, especially Teresa, look bad. :D / :disco:
 

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Fuck, marry or kill? :side-eye:
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EvN is the only worthy one.
 
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Really need Melissa and Joe to go. Has Melissa even had a storyline that hasn't orbited around Teresa?
 

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Really need Melissa and Joe to go. Has Melissa even had a storyline that hasn't orbited around Teresa?

Even worse - her storyline is Joe, who is essentially the cast member here, and *he's* never had a storyline that hasn't orbited around Teresa.

The rumour that she's tried to ice an actual great Housewife - Jennifer - from the group, is the final straw in a Hudson River that is littered with them.
 
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It's ridiculous how big a celebrity Teresa was in the USA back in the day.

Also, what in the name of KIM G is going on here??



Is Danielle FUCKING him (whoever he is). He's quite fit, and seems to have a lot of money so GOOD FOR HER if she is!
She's looking great too.
 
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I'm here for it. He's FIT.

I have, innocently recently been recommending RHONJ S2 to the Housewives curious in my life, taking delight in knowing I'm introducing them to the most dangerous agent of chaos to ever grace television :disco:

 

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"You do not want Margaret to be your enemy..."

Dolores' "NOOOOOOO! :shock:" really cracks me up. If PATTERSON DOLis afraid of THE MARGE!
 

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This looks so so good, and it’s the same cast for the 4th year in a row! Don’t think that’s ever happened? THEIR POWER :disco:
 

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I like my Housewives Franchises the way I like my men. STRONG CORE required, NOTABLE ADDENDUM desired.
 
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There has to be a mid-season addition. Do they even have Friends of in NJ? I hope Teresa ends Margaret.
 

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This trailer looks sooooo promising. Teresa a threat to tableware once more.

I'm so ready for Jennifer to be the main character, but I'm not ready for her to have her heart broken by Bill :(
 

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