Saturday: United by Drama (1 Viewer)

[ZenGiraffe]

Morning. I have to get my flat ready for guests arriving later and I have absolutely no drive to do so

 

[Sheena]

Drama? Nah.

I’ve been saying all week that I’m more #unitedbyhatred

I also told a Jehovah’s Witness here who asked if I was “willing to break the circle of hate” that I’d invented it…

 

[Kratz]

Gatwick Airport is so vulgar.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Gatwick Airport is so vulgar.

 

[Devil]

Gatwick Airport is so vulgar.

At least it’s not Stansted toots

 

[Kratz]

At least it’s not Stansted toots

I’m sorry, WHERE?

 

[Kratz]

Who is having a pint at 8am? I can barely choke down Pret porridge.

 

[Kratz]

Incidentally, in the cab on the way here the driver asked what was taking me to Eurovision. I almost wanted to come up with an excuse, like I am Silia Kapsis’s dad or something

 

[Lucille]

Did he like your massive hat?

 

[Kratz]

Did he like your massive hat?

It had to go on the roof!

 

[dmlaw]

It had to go on the roof!

Don’t you mean the roooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooof?

 

[octophone]

Gatwick Airport is so vulgar.

Last time I was in Gatwick, I was in a wheelchair. They pushed me to the wrong bit and then refused to push me to the right bit once they realised they'd fucked up. Wankers.

 

[big ron]

Absolutely shitcanned in morocco, hoping I get groped in a souk later

 

[Joseph]

 

[Lucille]

Thank you Mum in the ground floor flat who has given her 6 year old daughter a microphone with an echo effect.

 

[Lucille]

She finds SCREAMING INTO IT especially fun!

 

[Joseph]