Serbia 2022: Konstrakta - In Corpore Sano

[Tisch]

36 acts(!), two semis and a grand final 3-5th March.

1. Naiva – Skidam
2. Biber – Dve godine i šes’ dana
3. Marija Mirković – Požuri, požuri
4. Gift – Haos
5. Boris Subotić – Vrati mi
6. Marko Nikolić – Dođi da te volim
7. Vasco – Znaš li
8. Bane Lalić i MVP – Tu gde je ljubav tu ne postoji mrak
9. Ivana Vladović i Jovana Stanimirović – Prijaće ti
10. Marija Mikić – Ljubav me inspiriše
11. Julija – Brižna
12. Angellina – Origami
13. VIS Limunada – Pesma ljubavi
14. Aca Lukas – Oskar
15. Igor Simić – Nisam ja
16. Goca Tržan – Fitilj
17. Sanja Bogosavljević – Priđi mi
18. Dušan Svilar – Samo ne reci da voliš
19. Srđan Lazić – Tražim te
20. Julijana Vincan – Istina i laži
21. Jelena Pajić – Pogledi
22. Bojana Mašković – Dama
23. Zoe kida – Bejbi
24. Orkestar Aleksandra Sofronijevića – Anđele moj
25. Sara Jo – Muškarčina (Zabranjeno voće)
26. Mia – Blanko
27. Zejna Murkić – Nema te
28. Gramophonedzie – Počinjem da ludim
29. Stefan Zdravković (Princ od Vranje) – Ljubi svog čoveka
30. Zorja Pajić – Zorja
31. Lift – Drama
32. Konstrakta – Corpore sano
33. Ivona Pantelić – Znam
34. Rocher Etno Band – Hajde sad nek’ svak peva
35. Ana Stanić – Put bez povratka
36. Euterpa – Nedostaješ

These three are available now:








More to come later... I think we *ALL* know what Serbia need to bring this year:

 

[ButterTart]

36 acts(!), two semis and a grand final 3-5th March.

1. Naiva – Skidam
2. Biber – Dve godine i šes’ dana
3. Marija Mirković – Požuri, požuri
4. Gift – Haos
5. Boris Subotić – Vrati mi
6. Marko Nikolić – Dođi da te volim
7. Vasco – Znaš li
8. Bane Lalić i MVP – Tu gde je ljubav tu ne postoji mrak
9. Ivana Vladović i Jovana Stanimirović – Prijaće ti
10. Marija Mikić – Ljubav me inspiriše
11. Julija – Brižna
12. Angellina – Origami
13. VIS Limunada – Pesma ljubavi
14. Aca Lukas – Oskar
15. Igor Simić – Nisam ja
16. Goca Tržan – Fitilj
17. Sanja Bogosavljević – Priđi mi
18. Dušan Svilar – Samo ne reci da voliš
19. Srđan Lazić – Tražim te
20. Julijana Vincan – Istina i laži
21. Jelena Pajić – Pogledi
22. Bojana Mašković – Dama
23. Zoe kida – Bejbi
24. Orkestar Aleksandra Sofronijevića – Anđele moj
25. Sara Jo – Muškarčina (Zabranjeno voće)
26. Mia – Blanko
27. Zejna Murkić – Nema te
28. Gramophonedzie – Počinjem da ludim
29. Stefan Zdravković (Princ od Vranje) – Ljubi svog čoveka
30. Zorja Pajić – Zorja
31. Lift – Drama
32. Konstrakta – Corpore sano
33. Ivona Pantelić – Znam
34. Rocher Etno Band – Hajde sad nek’ svak peva
35. Ana Stanić – Put bez povratka
36. Euterpa – Nedostaješ

These three are available now:








More to come later... I think we *ALL* know what Serbia need to bring this year:

So many names. So few vowels.

 

[Saltwater]

I quite like the first two, the 3rd not so much but maybe it's the audio quality that puts me off.

 

[RJN]

I assume its the same Gramophonedzie that had a random Uk hit 10 years ago?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

If we aren't getting Hurricane: THE RETURN (either the band themselves, or a RIP OFF VERSION/soloist) then I'm going to need Serbia to deliver us a DRAMATIC BEAUTIFUL BALKAN BALLAD ploise

Kruna was nice, but wasn't quite THE ONE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Let's face it, nothing with will top HU-HU-HU-HURRICANE!

 

[Pingu]

It seems to be between these four:









The latter was performed in last night’s semi and was apparently a bit of a mess so maybe out of contention now but posting anyway as it’s the best one.

 

[Ill Advised]

I wouldn’t mind any of them actually

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I haven't watched all of the 36 performances, because WHO has the TIME! But Serbia seemed to plop out an absolutely DAZZLING ARRAY of national final performances this week

This BBB is my fave, and is FABULOUS. With about 10% more conviction in performance this would be a classic Serbian Eurovision entry. I hope it gets the nod -


If you like LEGGY NONSENSICAL BOPS this seems to be the Eurofan fave and oddly isn't on YouTube yet. Rather TUBULAR staging. I'd be fine with this winning too, and would be an obvious follow on from HURRICANE.


This Barbarella (?) inspired LIGHT DANCE SPACE BOP, is CLASSIC ropey national final tat, that's so fun to watch Absolutely RUBBISH but compellingly so

and then there's this strange song that seems to be about washing your hands, that has the most YT views at present? If this wins over the BBB

 

[Lucille]

PLEASE SAVE US SERBIA!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The BBB or Sara Jo would both be FABULOUS additions to the mix this year tbh
The hand washing song has a curious charm, but I doubt it would escape a semi final.

I also have NO IDEA who is expected to win, and may well have completely missed their performance

 

[Alla]

I see the evil twins song didn't make the final. Shocker

 

[Alias #23]

ZORJA PLEASE!

 

[Alias #23]

I see the evil twins song didn't make the final. Shocker

What a disgrace! Do these people not know quality when they hear it?

 

[Lucille]

Can we post the twins song please, I’m in dire need of some QUALITÉ et GLAMOUR right now.

 

[Alias #23]

Can we post the twins song please, I’m in dire need of some QUALITÉ et GLAMOUR right now.

I think you’ll find that’s spelt QUALATY OCH GLAMORE

 

[Lucille]

There really is no GLAMOUR quote like TWIN GLAMOUR.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh did the TERRIBLE TWINS have a song in this line up? Why does that NOT SURPRISE ME!

I'm expecting a plethora of TASTY TREASURES from tonight's national final, and if you haven't watched this FAN-tastic pile of slop yet I really do RECOMMEND IT

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Sara-Jo is now on YouTube too, the DIGGING I've done seems to suggest it is indeed her VS ZORJA for the Serbian crown



There was also a return from TIJANA (noted elder sister of Tamara Todevska OF COURSE), who was a most elegant lady in red for Serbia's pleasure

 

[Alias #23]

Oh did the TERRIBLE TWINS have a song in this line up? Why does that NOT SURPRISE ME!

I'm expecting a plethora of TASTY TREASURES from tonight's national final, and if you haven't watched this FAN-tastic pile of slop yet I really do RECOMMEND IT

The vocal reminds me of that glum Slovenian thing () from 2019 which seems a BIT ODD in this context

 

[Alla]

Can we post the twins song please, I’m in dire need of some QUALITÉ et GLAMOUR right now.

Here it is

 

[Alias #23]

What a load of crud

 

[Alias #23]

God it’s APPALLING

 

[Lucille]

God it’s APPALLING

I can’t listen just now but I’m quite sure you’re being FAR TOO GENEROUS.

 

[VoR]

Maybe she just didn't sing the right melody.

 

[Lucille]

I’m becoming increasingly worried we’re going to be the target of some sort of TWIN MAGIC/CURSE.

 

[Alla]

I’m becoming increasingly worried we’re going to be the target of some sort of TWIN MAGIC/CURSE.

Like mobs of fans coming to trash this place? Well thank god their only fans are us

 

[Penelope]

Konstrakta wins

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Konstrakta wins

You are JOKING?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Do we have anybody that can give a bit of context? It's really QUITE A BIZARRE entry, if not without a peculiar charm.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

...and it goes without saying that Serbia just threw away a possible all-time great Serbian entry with ZORJA

 

[Penelope]

Do we have anybody that can give a bit of context? It's really QUITE A BIZARRE entry, if not without a peculiar charm.

I've just been told the context - I'll hand over to @Pingu, it's a CLASSIC

 

[Penelope]

It's like if Lea Sirk had OCD

 

[VoR]

Betting tip: Montenegro as top Balkan is now the equivalent of printing money

Macedonia, Serbia and Slovenia completely DOA.

 

[Pingu]

I’m fortunate enough to be sitting with a Serbian-speaker who tells me opening line is:

“What is the secret behind Meghan Markle’s healthy hair? It must be very deep hydration”

Other choice lines include the main hook:

“The artist needs to be healthy, needs to be healthy, needs to be healthy”

And after the backing singers chant “God give us health” she turns to the camera and says “I don’t have health insurance.”

 

[VoR]

is it ART?

 

[Alias #23]

Do we have anybody that can give a bit of context? It's really QUITE A BIZARRE entry, if not without a peculiar charm.

What on earth?

WHY?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I’m fortunate enough to be sitting with a Serbian-speaker who tells me opening line is:

“What is the secret behind Meghan Markle’s healthy hair? It must be very deep hydration”

Other choice lines include the main hook:

“The artist needs to be healthy, needs to be healthy, needs to be healthy”

And after the backing singers chant “God give us health” she turns to the camera and says “I don’t have health insurance.”

I am FASCINATED!

 

[Alias #23]

...and it goes without saying that Serbia just threw away a possible all-time great Serbian entry with ZORJA

SHAME ON THEM!

 

[D5K]

I’m fortunate enough to be sitting with a Serbian-speaker who tells me opening line is:

“What is the secret behind Meghan Markle’s healthy hair? It must be very deep hydration”

So Latvia now has competition for the most bizarre opening line this year.