Shakira ATTACKED by WILD BOARS

[Soldi]

#Pray5Shakira

 

[Apoca]

Promo campaign for SHE BOAR going well, I see.

 

[Diddy]

Wild bores?? Is she collaborating with Ariana and Taylor?

 

[GinAg (39)]

#Pray5Shakira

Why isn't this it's own topic?! @Moderator

It's absolute MOOPYBAIT

 

[GinAg (39)]

Thanks I presume @Soldi

You nailed the title. You are now a fortunate gay man.

 

[Sheena]

You’d think it was a Shakira song lyric, to be fair

 

[Sheena]

I’m starting to feel just a little abused
By a pair of wild boar in your forest

 

[big ron]

Its threads like this I miss tags.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'd like MORE.

Bjork attacked by wild otters.
Tina Arena attacked by wild koalas.

 

[GinAg (39)]

They stole her HANDBAG.

Enya nonplussed and determined to get to Lidl before it shuts.

 

[Ellie]

Is Celebdaq back?

 

[Tisch]

I’m starting to feel just a little abused
By a pair of wild boar in your forest

TIL the plural of 'boar' is 'boar'

 

[supermassive]

That's what you get when you don't pay taxes.

 

[KindaCool]

Because they heard her new lead single.

 

[RJN]

@Jark is also in Barcelona. Has anyone checked to make sure he hasn’t been attacked by wild boars

 

[Soldi]

@Jark is also in Barcelona. Has anyone checked to make sure he hasn’t been attacked by wild boars

Has anyone checked to see if he wasn’t disguised as a wild boar?

I noticed on Insta he’s gone to MILAN today. Funny timing

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Apparently WILD BOAR ATTACKS are increasingly normal in Europe, and the population in the UK is QUICKLY SWELLING to the point that the National Trust are considering a CULL!

Let them LIVE!

 

[Alex]

Apparently WILD BOAR ATTACKS are increasingly normal in Europe, and the population in the UK is QUICKLY SWELLING to the point that the National Trust are considering a CULL!

Let them LIVE!

But they are so TASTY

 

[Lucille]

Did anyone see that mysterious WHITE DEER skipping through the streets of LIVERPOOL?!?

 

[Lucille]

It really OOZES MYSTERY.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Did anyone see that mysterious WHITE DEER skipping through the streets of LIVERPOOL?!?

They KILLED IT!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

This country really has just gone to THE DOGS.

 

[Lucille]

So sad it clearly came from another REALM.

 

[RJN]

They KILLED IT!

The alpaca was one thing but this one crosses a line

 

[Kate]

They KILLED IT!

WHAT? WHY?!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

WHAT? WHY?!

In case it RAN INTO TRAFFIC apparently

I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS DECISION!

 

[Kate]

I'm just reading that the police secured it but they couldn't find anyone to come and help take it away Just USE A POLICE VAN OR SOMETHING?!

 

[Soldi]

What if they start culling SHEEP in WALES?

 

[Soldi]

I’d like to think the wild boars hips didn’t lie

 

[Marilyn]

boarndry service

 

[RJN]

boarndry service

Yes but also

Boaral fixation

 

[RJN]

Fijación Boaral

 

[Pipo]

Fijación Boaral

El Boardado

 

[Lucille]

PIGS DON’T LIE

 

[RJN]

Porka Porka (This time for Africa)

 

[KindaCool]

Don't Boarther

 

[SystemAddict]

[TAG]shakira attacked by wild vor[/TAG]

 

[Jark]

@Jark is also in Barcelona. Has anyone checked to make sure he hasn’t been attacked by wild boars

I sent them, darling.

unfortunately they failed in their mission to secure Shakira's hard drive, leak her NFTs and tax records and delete her new music, so they were immediately killed via remote-controlled bomb in the anal cavity.

 

[Jark]

the urban wild boar thing is a huge problem in parts of Europe apparently, but Shakira going on live to register a complaint like the rich adopted white Karen she is can DO ONE. just shut up and eat your husband's ass.