Carla Frigo "Bésame"
Celine Van Heel interpreta "La Casa"
Not BOSSA NOVA
Chica Sobresalto "Mala Feminista"
We've got Ay Mama at home
Daniela Blasco "UH NANA"
Definitely thought it was fun, I liked the beat
DAVID AFONSO "AMOR BARATO"
@win_the_game bait. David is clearly INSUFFERABLE
DeTeresa "LA PENA"
I had to double check that my computer hadn't glitched. It's ART, but that doesn't make it GOOD.
henry semler "NO LO VES"
Can we leave the twinks with their sad boy ballads to Sanremo please?
J Kbello "V.I.P."
Yes, very Mahmood (Soldi rather than Brividi, thankfully). Would be very happy with this being the Spanish entry
K!NGDOM "Me Gustas Tú"
Perfectly Cromulent. Kids Bop Zorra, almost.
Kuve "LOCA XTI"
Very David Guetta circa 2011 (slightly derogatory)
Lachispa "Hartita De Llorar"
Hideous Shouting. Will likely have a small Moopy fanbase from the evil amongst us
No actually it has won me over already. I AM THE EVIL AMONG US
Lucas Bun "Te Escribo En El Cielo"
Oh FUCK OFF
Mawot "Raggio Di Sole"
I've already forgotten this, and there is still a minute left to go.
Mel Ömara "I'M A QUEEN"
This is giving me serious grower vibes, I predict I will be obsessed with this on the night
Melody "ESA DIVA"
[Woman belting in foreground]
Sonia y Selena "REINAS"
WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE!? WITH A BOP!?!?
This simply MUST WIN.
I do hope they can't hit a single note live
