Speculate Wildly About Enya (1 Viewer)

[disneyteletubby]

Actually, Enya thinks it's fine - her and Roma consider all people as stars (in Loxian, 'menemmay') and Enya sometimes represents the moon.

 

[Finn]

Enya had a Dr Oetker for her tea. Full price, not even on offer

 

[Lucille]

Enya and Kate Bush are releasing a remix of Guess at 6pm EST.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is contemplating on the handful of similarities between her and Sinéad O'Connor that neither would admit.
However, Sinéad went out and actually did things, saw more people - Enya does from time to time, but has always been more of a 'lazy days rebel'.

 

[Marina Salty]

In view of current circumstances, Enya couldn’t help but wonder, are men just women with balls?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's a bit more scientifically inclined than one might expect; she has picked up on several tidbits of science and psychology

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya dislikes checking her emails, but she's looking forward to sending out a new one to everyone on the mailing list!

 

[Finn]

Enya is now on PrEP

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya couldn’t help but wonder; Can you get to a future if your past is present?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya easily slouches her back in the studio and at home; kyphoscoliosis is to blame.
To "correct" years of poor back posture, she hails Pilates and Shiatsu massages/a kindly massage chair.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya couldn’t help but wonder; Can you get to a future if your past is present?

She soon conceded that you can – everyone who has experienced discrimination in some form by society, is getting to the future everyday ... and only change is here to stay.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is kind of glad to hear Aerosmith retiring from touring, and amused that they'd won the same amount of Grammys as her, but Enya didn't need a single tour.

 

[Ellie]

Enya is very disappointed in the flaky values of Kyle Rittenhouse.

 

[GNL]

Enya is now on PrEP

Enya is now on Doxycycline.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya will be aiming for Christmas number one in 2024 with a festive mashup of Kylie vs. The Cheeky Girls

Also versus Jade 'Angel Of My Dreams', and of course Enya's own hit, Orinoco Flow. ️
"It's quite an, ummm.." (unusual modal medley masterpiece)

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Enya is now hooked on opioids. It all started with a knee injury she got blowing a horse.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says staying around the nature within her grounds is her main medicine

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya might get a mention in the upcoming Sinéad O'Connor documentary It will be on Sky Documentaries next Sunday

Sinéad O'Connor documentary Nothing Compares to air on Saturday night

In an unusual twist of fate, Nothing Compares, directed by Belfast’s Kathryn Ferguson, will be shown on Saturday night on Sky Documentaries and Now TV at 9pm.

www.irishnews.com

Did anyone watch this? Was there an Enya mention?

I watched the Nothing Compares documentary about Sinéad a few days ago, when it was free online.
No direct mention of Enya, but things like how they didn't like women acting different to the housewife norm in Ireland in the 80s-90s was mentioned.

Enya realised that she worked very well on music with pregnant women in the 80s (Roma, Sinéad) but not as a midwife.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya decided to look up Enya news, flattered by the most recent article ️

Donegal’s Enya named in top 10 sexiest Irish celebrities

Gweedore’s Enya Brennan ranked ninth on the list with an average attractiveness score of 8.26 out of 10

www.donegallive.ie

Spoiler: Extra

They used 5 pictures on AttractivenessTest.com (not sure which they had) and found the average. This was the highest for any real Enya picture I found

Spoiler: plus 4 more

As well as the face points, shadow definitely plays a part.

9.47 average

Spoiler: These got 10/10

Enya's sister Brídín in a photo c. 2001

And an AI Barbie version of Enya

9th place just before her 9th album
She does suspect they only chose living Irish people, amused at Bono being 2nd last just before Mrs Brown, and surprised that Cillian Murphy wasn't even top 20.

Face attraction aside, she's curious about where her speaking voice would be. 🗣

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya looked at her castle and remembered that Oprah Winfrey quote; If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.

 

[disneyteletubby]

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough.

How about the lyrics in her song Cursum Perficio, which seems to translate from Latin to English as "a word to the wise, the more people have, the more they want"?

Enya never answers the interview questions along the lines of what do you wish for/desire/want for next year? as there are too many things, interviewers would assume she's even more crazy

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is very grateful to have been given contract with a lot of time and artistic freedom in the music industry.
She is also kind of glad that the contract has since finished.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya maintains the hip-hop influence within her music, just that she has doubts about authentically pulling the style off in an Enya music video.
Although she was an early adopter of eyebrow cuts.
Enya would considers Anywhere Is and Echoes In Rain and some new one TBA as her most hip-hop-sounding singles.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes to think of this as another time she was on TOTP

️

Spoiler: (actual final one was Amarantine live 2005)

Decent live singing and set ♡🕯 but a bit of a slow melancholic tune to end with (TOTP already finished by the next Enya album) oh well.

If Enya wasn't busy with the album (and if they'd asked her anyway) would've been fun to get a little shout-out too 🗣

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya looked her reflection on the mirror and thought to herself "je suis désolée".

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya can't really think in French, but in Irish she'd look and whisper galánta on a good day at least.

 

[Shoat]

Silly Mopsy

Enya thinks neither in French or Irish

She is LOXIAN EXCLUSIVE

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is kind of surprised that Frozen 3 is going to be released 2027.
She can confirm the new Enya album will definitely be released before then.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is genuinely shocked to have read that tampons are not meant to be flushed down the toilet.

 

[Kate]

Enya really should have known that, seeing as she has all her tampons handwoven from Himalayan cashmere by the local nuns.

 

[Kate]

On a related note, despite being 63, Enya has successfully delayed the menopause by feasting on the eggs of teenage girls.

 

[Marina Salty]

Contrary popular belief Enya is not really considering to open an only fans account at the moment.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya, one generous Saturday night 21 years ago :

Spoiler: Extra info

Lucky them (especially the saxophone friend) if true! The year would've been a little later than 2000 since she had both the Mercedes Maybach (Nicky Ryan's car, 2003 reg too) and the castle with a garden big enough.

Enya's been to far more concerts and festivals and car shared with far more guys than I ever will - I'm a reclusive germophobe not her..!

I reckon the Dublin concert mentioned was Phoenix Park, 9th August 2003. The band Ash, and Kelly Osborne also played, but Robbie would definitely be the highlight.

Assuming she still has the instrument in her possession, Enya has finally incorporated a nice saxophone improvisation in her recorded music.

 

[disneyteletubby]

It has hit Enya that this news was 9 years ago today...
but she is reassured by a glow-up since then, that the world is yet to see/hear.

 

[Shoat]

Enya agrees 9 years is a long time to have spent only on nude treadmill and cat-themed jigsaw puzzles, and it's high time she actually did some WORK.

Those Orinoco Flow retreats won't record themselves.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Those Orinoco Flow retreats

Enya has been busy commissioning these.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is a little pissed that a young daddy's feet from the chaise longue behind her are so close to her face.

 

[disneyteletubby]

When Enya first heard 'Loxian' she wondered if it was Roma's way of saying 'devotee to smoked salmon'.

 

[Marina Salty]

Or some fancy code word for laxatives, not that she needed any, her bowel works just fine thank you very much.

 

[Finn]

Enya is having a can of Monster for breakfast