Speculate Wildly About Enya (1 Viewer)

[disneyteletubby]

Regarding her residence, Enya decided that the climbing foliage outside the turrets wasn't helping, especially with spiders and bugs making their way inside. 🕷
Earlier in the year she called upon a small army (some guys from Dún Laoghaire-Rathdown council ) to clear it away, scrub the bricks, and leave it looking even more like a queen's castle.

(Inspired by some spot-the-difference ;)

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[AGinAg (38)]

Enya loves oil spills

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya spills a lot of extra virgin olive oil on salads for sure.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya wept at the unfairness of not having a eurovision junior when she was a child.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's childhood experience with singing competitions was nowhere near as fun as Enya Cox Dempsey's had with JESC, that's for sure. She's happy that another singing Enya has been carrying Ireland this year.

Junior Enya's mother cries tears of happiness, whilst Eithne's mammy looked sternly on 5-year-old her, for accidentally singing the fast song to get it over with.

Spoiler: Enya recalls early childhood things in an article c. 2016

From this http://enya.sk/2016/03/enya-wall-street-journal/

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Winning a may have resolved that disdain, but Enya knows she can't win at things all the time. When she does participate in something widely visible, Enya puts in the extra effort to avoid the complaints (or awkwardly being laughed at).
That's partly why the world-famous-no-touring-shy-performer-music-legend Enya is the perfectionist she is.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks Twitter (now Xtinct) is not like it used to be, to a disappointing extent, so she is considering launching a Bluesky account.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya got crabs

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya got crabs

Enya is confused as to what crabs refer to, if not being 'crabby'. She hasn't eaten crabs in a while, and does not have lice.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is confused as to what crabs refer to, if not being 'crabby'. She hasn't eaten crabs in a while, and does not have lice.

Aquarium crabs supposedly very good for dealing with the algae.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Aquarium crabs supposedly very good for dealing with the algae.

Silly that I didn't consider that I do have pet goldfish though, and used to have 'butterfly fish' that ate algae.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Despite the miserable weather, Enya felt a bout of excitement for Christmas, Santa Claus being her childhood hero after all.

She decided to go on emailsanta.com for fun

Spoiler: Mini letter

(and does NOT call him Santy - I've literally only heard that old Mr Krabs in Spongebob say this, how fitting with the crab discussion haha)

and got this response

Spoiler

Enya will definitely give generously to charity for Christmas but what she wants as a physical gift for herself is hard to find... the list includes a huge plush treble clef.

 

[Marina Salty]

treble clef

Is that "English" for the key of Sol?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Is that "English" for the key of Sol?

It's the musical term for it (also alto clef, bass clef for the other shapes) - but is also called a G-clef (same note as sol)

 

[disneyteletubby]

she feels safe enough to think and reflect and plan and daydream

Enya somehow does feel this way on trains, but in a car turning around sharp bends, which she takes more often since she no longer has a base in London, she is always on edge.

(and she was likely in the previously crashed Mercedes mentioned )

After Kyoto in Japan, Enya feels safest walking around Sydney, Australia, even if she'll inevitably be told by a stranger "you know, you look like Enya".

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya thought it would be super ethereal and quite elegant to bake a swan instead of a turkey this Christmas but sadly there weren't any on sale at her local Lidl.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya doesn't care for meat nor poultry for Christmas, more into seafood. She shall devour a huge salmon fillet and likes a ring of prawns, lobster and crab (sorry aquarium crabs )

 

[Shoat]

Enya eschews the traditional Christmas desserts such as pudding or yuletide log.

She instead indulges in gargoyle mousse.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya wondered what if she could combine the best of both worlds this Christmas, poultry and seafood. Tomorrow she's going to check Lidl's availability on penguins.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is offended by the age progression concept of this recent video thumbnail.

Spoiler

But a very valid point mentioned, that she has not announced retirement.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Lady Gaga could play Enya in a movie, idk

Enya is quite amused by this idea, and also amazed to know that she might be a bit taller than Lady Gaga if not the same height, without footwear.
It could work

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya never really cared to sing on Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas? even though she's been around as an artist for all versions since the first in 1984. Or maybe Bob Geldof never asked her.
The song itself didn't really catch her ears either. We Are The World and more of the artists in 1985 did though.

 

[Marina Salty]

While other artists were heavily involved in charity work and campaigns, Enya preferred to maintain a more reserved and private lifestyle, saving up to buy herself a beautiful castle.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya had no money for loads of charity work pre-Orinoco Flow, but she has been rather charitable since, especially to help children - which she has done more effectively than most parents.
Most recently Enya has been a major sponsor for two Hispanic lads who are racing car drivers!

Spoiler: Post here

Enya had much more drive in her just a week ago.

 

[Marina Salty]

Is this speculation or fact? Am confused

 

[disneyteletubby]

Is this speculation or fact? Am confused

Haha yes it's mostly fact, first and last sentence are speculation (but probably true).

 

[Shoat]

Enya routinely wanders highway underpasses, visibly setting fire to bank notes in front of the residents

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was revisiting the history of her castle, knowing that almost a century ago (1926) there was a fire. She has made a 2026 New Year's resolution already, not to leave candles unattended.

 

[aquaplex]

Enya never really cared to sing on Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas? even though she's been around as an artist for all versions since the first in 1984. Or maybe Bob Geldof never asked her.
The song itself didn't really catch her ears either. We Are The World and more of the artists in 1985 did though.

Enya was to appear on The Childliners The Gift Of Christmas but found herself feuding with both Michelle Gayle and Dannii Minogue so left half way through the recording session.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya randomly had the bridge from Flora's Secret Kiss From A Rose by Seal in her head, and discovered the 2024 remaster.
Even more random was being reminded of this post by her niece's wife that made a reference to the song.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya then felt nostalgic for the summer of 1995 and shortly after started to dance seductively and sing oh Lord have mercy mercy mercy di man dem in a di party party party di whole a dem sexy sexy sexy watch dem just a follow me follow me follow me.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Enya has a head in her fridge.

It's Maddie.

 

[Finn]

Enya has a head in her fridge.

It's Maddie.

Classic Enya!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is betting (with cat treats not money) on Spotify Wrapped releasing tomorrow (28th November).
She is excited to view the stats half-explaining the surge of listeners (Enya reached over 5 million monthly listeners in late October)

 

[disneyteletubby]

^Enya is glad it wasn't money and the cats got extra treats, now supposes tomorrow if not 6th December for Wrapped.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Earlier on, Enya felt nostalgic for Pringles in the mid 1980s, back when she cared less about healthy food – especially the Sour Cream and Onion flavour. Nowadays she eats them less, but likes the occasional few Pringles of the Texas BBQ or Mexican Chilli and Lime flavours.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya just realised pringles rhymes with shingles and wrote it down in her wee lyrics notebook for her new album.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya first got a tube of Pringles about 20 years before getting shingles. She also looked more glamorous following the latter, here.

 

[disneyteletubby]

As she opened the first door of a calendar, Enya was happy about the start of Advent. ☺🕯
Then she realised it's the general election. Perhaps Enya voted early, not for either of the two leading parties, or she's skipped it.

She has made a spiced tea, and is considering a golden tutu for a Christmas faerie outfit.

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya wishes she could inspire people to write beautiful rom com stories about herself, instead of the nasty often vitriolic speculations some make.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was randomly thinking about Ghislaine Noelle (how she refers to Ms. Maxwell as without being questioned).

Spoiler: and I was reminded of the Moopy banner suggestion I had haha

'Controversial' ladies - Ghislaine Maxwell, Shamima Begum?

Of course they did/got involved with deeds of nasty men, but surely neither lady is going out to harm anyone upon getting the freedom they've sought?

Though there are far more deserving, unfortunate people right now, she is admittedly a bit dejected to know that it's still going quite bad for them. There will be a new Enya album or two before 2037 to brighten things up, of course.