Penelope
striking, unique, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳
Dropping a cover of Woman is the N***er of the World on streaming, with zero prior mention.
Moving to Lisbon and releasing a fado-inspired album
Came in to say this and now I’m all out of ideas.Remarrying noted rapist Russel Brand.
Recreating the Ted Danza set from the Whoopi Goldberg roast on the BBCRelaunching the Black and White Minstrel Show
Killing Lorde and stealing her Spotify streamsEntering the House of Lords as a Reform Peer