Speculate wildly on WAYS TO SAVE KATY PERRY'S CAREER (1 Viewer)

Launching a line of feminine products called “Fanny Fireworks”
 
Releasing “My Neck My Back” as a duet with the hologram of Whitney Houston
 
Playing Jenny in the Hollywood film version of 11:11 A Ghost Story.
 
Returning to releasing music under the name Kathryn Hudson. Her debut single is named ‘I Want to be Cleansed by the Power of the Lord (It’s Jizz. The Power of the Lord is Jizz)’.
 
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Releasing a big large piss on camera and selling it for a monthly $17.99 subscription on JustForFans.
 
Becoming the face of San Marino Outlet Experience
 
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Creating a Time Machine to go back and fly a third plane into the Twin Towers for the EXPOSURE
 
Opening a pet store called “Caty Purry’s Feline Emporium” and only selling you a cat if you can show 100+ streams of Woman’s World on your phone.
 
Giving a performance of "Woman's World" at Kamala's inauguration and ending it by buing crushed by an anvil fallen from a coconut tree.
 
Cutting her hair and reprising the role of fan favorite Che Diaz in "And Just Like That..."
 
Cutting her hair, streaming herself living in a house with a bunch of random celebrities and calling her new music "purposeful pop".
 
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Katy Perry STUNS in new photo showing her ripping up pic of Dr Luke on SNL stage
 
Adopting “backpack kid” and forcing him to be her opening act for her “Waking Up In Vegas Casino Tour 2025”
 

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