Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris split (1 Viewer)

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The two most basic bitches of all time have split up

"There was no drama. Things just don't work out sometimes," says an insider. "No one cheated."
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http://www.people.com/people/packag...217,00.html?xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag

Did their contract expire? Does Calvin think he's famous enough now and doesn't need her to boost his profile anymore? Did Taylor realise that any kids they had would look like Calvin BEFORE the Ken doll makeover? Who gives a fuck?

Rita Ora and Katy Perry, pictured today:

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i find the idea of someone lusting after taylor a bit funny. does he still play with dolls?
 
Mel said:
And it doesn't hurt that she's a blonde!
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She falls into the same bracket as Jennifer Lawrence for me. People always bang on about how hot they are, but they're just dull and COMPLETELY unsexy, to the point where I can't understand why anyone would be attracted to them.
 
I've never heard anyone say Taylor is hot in my life, do people really think that? Even when she was an all-American country angel she had those beady eyes and chipmunk teeth

Calvin on the other hand is obviously (now) good looking, but also looks so boring that it wouldn't be surprising if there was just a smooth lump where his genitals are supposed to be
 
ButterTart said:
She falls into the same bracket as Jennifer Lawrence for me. People always bang on about how hot they are, but they're just dull and COMPLETELY unsexy, to the point where I can't understand why anyone would be attracted to them.
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Even with a face full of jizz she was entirely sexless!
 
Young boys of a certain persuasion will find Taylor hot in the same way we lusted after Louise and Lisa Scott-Lee
 
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Marilyn said:
I've never heard anyone say Taylor is hot in my life, do people really think that? Even when she was an all-American country angel she had those beady eyes and chipmunk teeth

Calvin on the other hand is obviously (now) good looking, but also looks so boring that it wouldn't be surprising if there was just a smooth lump where his genitals are supposed to be
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Well, Buzzfeed like to go on about what a beauty she is. In the real world, we know she's just weasel from Animals of Farthing Wood with a blonde wig on.

Calvin Harris really embraced the chance to move to America, have himself varnished and lose any sort of identity he might have had. Did he not used to have a Scottish accent which seems to have vanished as well?
 
Lawrence at least has a bit more OOMPH about her personality wise. But yes, both totally the Lisa Scott-Lee and Louise Nurding for a new generation. But marginally less talented.
 
The only people I know who are Swifties are my 14 year old girls and a fat Swedish recluse
 
I still like her. Better than stick insect and uber-bore Tay Tay Swizzle. I assume they're in a "squad" together.
 
I suppose not everyone can have the style, wit, career and STIs of DAME RITA WHORA
 
I just read Calvin and TayTay were only together 15 months? Seems like longer.
 
i prefer taylor over j-lawful. both boring try hards, but at least swizzle has a couple of max tracks.
 
Jennifer Lawrence fatigue was inevitable, but I definitely think she's more convincing as a heterosexual sex symbol than Taylor Swift.

Though really, neither of them are particularly defining themselves as such, so in this day and age I find it a bit odd that it's the first thing we default to when discussing their merits. :confused:
 
Jennifer Lawrence always puts me in mind of Renee Zellwegger, which is obviously not ideal. It doesn't help that she's basically playing the ugly version of a Rebecca Romijn character in one of her signature roles.
 
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I find it a bit odd that it's the first thing we default to when discussing their merits. :confused:
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well it is a thread about taylor swift in the role of someone's lover and as long as it's not in odeon i think it's not that unexpected that her sex appeal and lack thereof would come up.

j-law is definitely sexier.
 
ButterTart said:
She falls into the same bracket as Jennifer Lawrence for me. People always bang on about how hot they are, but they're just dull and COMPLETELY unsexy, to the point where I can't understand why anyone would be attracted to them.
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I suspect that deep down, that's the type my friend goes for. Unoffensive and trophy-ish. So there's an appeal of some sort for people.

(This is the guy that told me that it will be hard for me to get a boyfriend because 30-somethings will never be interested in me because they all want 25 years olds. Obviously drawing on his own desires there for a hawt young thing that won't challenge him!)
 
Least we not forget Calvin Harris in all this.

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Poor Calvin. He NEARLY DIED!
 
Mel said:
I suspect that deep down, that's the type my friend goes for. Unoffensive and trophy-ish. So there's an appeal of some sort for people.

(This is the guy that told me that it will be hard for me to get a boyfriend because 30-somethings will never be interested in me because they all want 25 years olds. Obviously drawing on his own desires there for a hawt young thing that won't challenge him!)
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I remember thinking he was a terrible person when you first mentioned that encounter. His endorsement of Taylor Swift only confirms my suspicions.
 
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