The Chromatica Ball Tour 2022

[Kratz]

Where in London, Gaga, WHERE?

 

[Alias #23]

Where in London, Gaga, WHERE?

She’s currently in negotiations with the PEG AND HEN in London’s glamorous THAMESMEAD

 

[Alias #23]

I think that poster is a fake. It’s far too imaginative

 

[Kratz]

She’s currently in negotiations with the PEG AND HEN in London’s glamorous THAMESMEAD

Worse! It’s in TOTTENHAM!

 

[Alias #23]

Worse! It’s in TOTTENHAM!

Hale? Well we all know what’s THERE and I can reveal that much-loved PUMPKIN are offering to do the VIP CATERING

 

[Alias #23]

There’ll be no toppy carrots at the GRAZING STATION but VIP guests can bulk up on STALING PASTRIES

 

[Pipo]

Oh.​

I take this as a "why yes Pipo, I am attending the SHOW of the year".

but which year? , etc

 

[Cerro de Casa]

There’ll be no toppy carrots at the GRAZING STATION but VIP guests can bulk up on STALING PASTRIES

The Chromatica Ball 2029
Sponsored by PUMPKIN (What Do You Think?)

 

[GNL]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I can't wait to see her hatefucking her way through this live

 

[Iguana]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have an extra ticket for this if anyone fancies joining me!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh!
Where?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

London July 29th, Standing

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I can't lie and say I'm not tempted

 

[Nowoco]

I'm going to the 29th show. Can someone explain why she wouldnt want to do this tour? What have I missed?

 

[Christian]

I'm going to the 29th show. Can someone explain why she wouldnt want to do this tour? What have I missed?

She hates the album apparently.

And she can't do lots of gigs in a row because it makes her poorly.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Is that offer still on @ZenGiraffe ? I quite fancy it I think!

I'm in a big Johan mood at the moment

 

[Pipo]

She hates the album apparently.

wtf? Is this based on pure speculation and her (obvious) neglect to do any half-arsed promo or is there a direct quote from her? I've always felt she was a bit fond of it but COVID trumped everything.

 

[OutSynk]

wtf? Is this based on pure speculation and her (obvious) neglect to do any half-arsed promo or is there a direct quote from her? I've always felt she was a bit fond of it but COVID trumped everything.

She was depressed during the recording of it and possibly doesn't really want to go back to it.

 

[OutSynk]

Also she might just be generally OVER music given that she's been shilling literally anything else but that for the past few years.

 

[GNL]

It's a shame she can't go on tour to promote her true passion... Tudor Watches.

 

[Pipo]

She was depressed during the recording of it and possibly doesn't really want to go back to it.

depressed, but at least she gave us VERY beautiful stunning visuals in form of short video; Stupid Love now withstanding. (Yes, I'm counting the Sour Candy lyric video).

 

[Iguana]

OMG!

In 2014 the ARTPOP tour had a transparent catwalk and this was the view

 

[Cerro de Casa]

More importantly though
Are TISCHUAN going to Chromatic Ballz? and if yes shell we go tukatha?

 

[Iguana]

More importantly though
Are TISCHUAN going to Chromatic Ballz? and if yes shell we go tukatha?

Do you have TIX now? We have seats but can certainly meet up for a drink before during or after

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Do you have TIX now? We have seats but can certainly meet up for a drink before during or after

No tix yet but I can arrange for some.

 

[Iguana]

She looks THRILLED!

 

[Halli]

is she just wanting to get this over with at this point so she can get onto JOKER 2 THE MUSICAL!!?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

When did she become so... cynical?

 

[Diddy]

Omg heaven forbid she doesn’t smile in a photo

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Omg heaven forbid a homosexual criticises Gaga

 

[Diddy]

So SPECIAL

 

[Cerro de Casa]

So SPECIAL

 

[Pipo]

What are those cameras for? Her Gaga's version of VOYAGE is coming!! (as in: she will not be there but you will watch a cartoon Gaga give her best on stage).

 

[Cerro de Casa]

All the dancers are leaving the tour because of her abusive choreographer
Will she have her Ellen moment next?

 

[Pipo]

I've been reading about this on Twittah, they're losing practically a dancer per day!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She needs to say something. S

 

[Cerro de Casa]