The Kate Bush vaguely considering doing something PARLOUR (1 Viewer)

[Soldi]

Come on hen DO SOMETHING. Surely she’s a bit bored of DEVON by this point.

 

[Diddy]

No sorry, today she’s entertaining the troll people in the cave at the end of her garden

 

[COB]

I still love that story about her contract with EMI including them getting someone to drive out to her house with an absolutely MASSIVE brick of hash every week If that's still happening no wonder she takes decades between releases.

 

[ButterTart]

I demand:

A Tori Amos-style covers album of marginally famous songs
Kate & Friends - a duets album featuring some of today's hottest artists - Dula Peep, Olly Murs, Heather Small and the grimly inevitable Nile Rodgers
And Dream Of Sheep (Motiv8 Vocal Slam)

 

[COB]

How about An Audience With Kate Bush on BBC1, scheduled directly opposite ITV's Bushmania

 

[octophone]

New feature on Gardener's World - "Kate's Bushes" - she takes us on a guided tour of the foliage in and around her crumbling coastal home.

 

[octophone]

"Kate Skates" - join Kate as Bertie teaches her how to rollerskate.

 

[octophone]

"Kate's Skate" - cartoon series in which Kate Bush and her bizarre choice of pet fish solve mysteries together.

 

[octophone]

"Kate's Weights" - join her as she aims to get BUFF for her next album, due for release on Novembury the Twenteenth.

 

[octophone]

"Kate's Dates" - no, not that kind of date, we just watch her eating fruit for a bit.

 

[Soldi]

Legend has it Nadine Coyle’s “Go To Work” was actually a message to ‘ar Kate.

 

[octophone]

"Kate's Moopyrate" - in which she logs in for the first time in years to call a few people a cunt and cause drama.

 

[Diddy]

"Kate's Dates" - no, not that kind of date, we just watch her eating fruit for a bit.

She is definitely NOT regular

 

[Soldi]

"Kate's Dates" - no, not that kind of date, we just watch her eating fruit for a bit.

 

[Lucille]

I want an NFT collection.

 

[GNL]

I want an NFT collection.

Kate Bush breaking her silence to announce that she's finally got her own ape.

 

[GNL]

I hope we get another blog post about a nice bird she's seen.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I demand:

A Tori Amos-style covers album of marginally famous songs
Kate & Friends - a duets album featuring some of today's hottest artists - Dula Peep, Olly Murs, Heather Small and the grimly inevitable Nile Rodgers
And Dream Of Sheep (Motiv8 Vocal Slam)

Sorry but I need this in my life stat.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

And dream of


And
And


And dream of

And and
And
And

Dream
Dream
Dream


And and
And and
And dream of


Sh

Shh


Shh


SHEEP

 

[Ellie]

I heard she was starting an OnlyFans account soon.

 

[GNL]

I heard she was starting an OnlyFans account soon.

Many fans would subscribe for a brief glimpse of Bush.

 

[GNL]

Is that pic at Eltons party with Ed Sheeran still the last time we saw her in the wild?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Is that pic at Eltons party with Ed Sheeran still the last time we saw her in the wild?

Which of course L*l* had to ruin.

 

[Iguana]

Last Instagram post May 2019

 

[Iguana]

I love how you pay £7,000 but you still have to ask for it to be signed

 

[GNL]

Is the Big Boi collab finally dropping?

 

[Iguana]

On a THURSDAY?

 

[Iguana]

Come on hen DO SOMETHING. Surely she’s a bit bored of DEVON by this point.

I mean she did go on to have a number 1 two months later, you can't say she didn't listen.

 

[Soldi]

I mean she did go on to have a number 1 two months later, you can't say she didn't listen.

Yes but it was Stranger Things who did all the work. She just sat watching paint dry or whatever it is Kate Bush does these days.

 

[GNL]

Yes but it was Stranger Things who did all the work. She just sat watching paint dry or whatever it is Kate Bush does these days.

Pottering about the garden and doing emails.

 

[Soldi]

Pottering about the garden and doing emails.

Not to mention cooking inedible vegetarian food

 

[ButterTart]

I keep reading this title as ‘waiting for Kate Bush to do some PARKOUR’

 

[Diddy]

I keep reading this title as ‘waiting for Kate Bush to do some PARKOUR’

That’s how she gets on the roof to talk to the birds

 

[ButterTart]

Running up that wall with no problem

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Gasping to see Kate tackle the Barbican.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[ButterTart]

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These all look like they could be her next album cover

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Yep that COLLAGE is very Never For Ever artwork THEMED

 

[Iguana]

These all look like they could be her next album cover

Her face hasn't appeared on an album cover since 1989

 

[GALA]

Do we have a gif of Kate carelessly pouring tea? It's just great.