Haiku Rewrites
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good-bye and good riddance x
Kimberley Walsh and Stacey Dooley have both done the masked dancer, haven't they? Between them and Amber Riley last week that would be THREE re-used celebrities.Baked potato - Jamie Theakston
Fawn - Kimberley Walsh
Rubbish - I'll let @Iguana say as he got it first but we're pretty sure on this one
Pigeon - no idea but definitely not Gemma Collins, just someone doing an impersonation of her. Someone said Stacey Dooley who I did wonder but i feel like she's a more cromulent singer than that...
Rhino - I said Duncan James but couldn't quite put my finger on the voice which I knew I definitely recognised. I agree with the thread, it must be James Arthur. He's also winning this isn't he?
@Iguana also guessed Piece of Cake before I did. I also thought Ruby Wax initially but it was pretty obvious once the idea was out there. I know she's hateful and deserved to go out first but actually thought it was little unfair.
Loved her hateful explanation of one of clues "oh I think THEY TOLD ME that was something about James Bond?!?!? *shrug*"
I originally thought that but he has a lower, less whiny voice than Rhino.Rhino is Charlie from Busted loves
There's fit Appleton and far-apart eyes Appleton, but I don't think either of them is allowed to compete; they're due before a war crimes tribunal for inflicting Don't Worry, the most boring song in human history, upon innocent civilians.Is Fawn one of the Appletons? (I don't know which is which, sorry.)
There's fit Appleton and far-apart eyes Appleton, but I don't think either of them is allowed to compete; they're due before a war crimes tribunal for inflicting Don't Worry, the most boring song in human history, upon innocent civilians.
Oh God, I forgot they used it on that advert. Galaxy's far too exciting for it; it should have been for Curly Wurly or a finger of Fudge.I suddenly fancy a single square of Galaxy chocolate.
More opinions from MotherTart pleaseBREAKING NEWS:
My Mum has just watched the Rhino's performance and stated, unprompted, that it's James Arthur. She's a devoted follower so I trust her judgement.
When I told her Lulu was the first boot she replied: "Oh, GOOD"![]()
I seem to recall last year was down on series 2, which was the high point.That is poor. I blame Lulu.
I seem to recall last year was down on series 2, which was the high point.
I get the impression that there's not so much buzz about it this year generally.
Series average | 2022 | 6.07 | 6.40 | — | |
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Episode | Date | Official 7 day rating (millions) | Official 28 day rating (millions) | Weekly rank for ITV | Weekly rank for all UK TV |
1 | 1 January | 5.21 | 5.71 | 2 | 8 |
2 | 2 January | 4.96 | 5.52 | 7 | 14 |
3 | 8 January | 5.95 | 6.52 | 2 | 5 |
4 | 15 January | 6.31 | 6.59 | 2 | 5 |
5 | 22 January | 6.09 | 6.34 | 2 | 5 |
6 | 29 January | 6.13 | 6.28 | 2 | 6 |
7 | 5 February | 6.62 | 6.75 | 2 | 5 |
8 | 12 February | 7.31 | 7.45 | 2 | 3 |
Series average | 2020/2021 | 7.64 | 7.86 | — | |
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Episode | Date | Official 7 day rating (millions) | Official 28 day rating (millions) | Weekly rank for ITV | Weekly rank for all UK TV |
1 | 26 December | 5.43 | 5.89 | 7 | Outside top 15 |
2 | 2 January | 6.60 | 6.81 | 2 | 7 |
3 | 9 January | 7.32 | 7.69 | 1 | 4 |
4 | 16 January | 7.34 | 7.52 | 5 | 6 |
5 | 23 January | 7.94 | 8.07 | 1 | 1 |
6 | 30 January | 8.16 | 8.26 | 1 | 2 |
7 | 6 February | 8.44 | 8.58 | 1 | 3 |
8 | 13 February | 9.92 | 10.06 | 1 | 1 |
Would Jessie J be considered a singular name?I mean i’ve got NOTHING to back it up apart from that monomonous clue![]()