The official LIZ JONES thread

[Shirley]

As I said before, the printed persona does not match up with the real life person.

Oh I can relate to THAT. It's like when people on here seem to imagine that I'm something like THIS

whereas in fact I am the MEEKEST person you could EVER MEET

 

[monsta]

http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/06/23D05A5700000578-2863694-image-a-7_1417894310031.jpg
http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/06/23D05A6300000578-2863694-The_star_s_headgear_is_hardly_daily_wear-a-28_1417894921445.jpg
http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/06/23D05A4100000578-2863694-image-m-32_1417895116341.jpg
http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/06/23D05A7300000578-2863694-image-a-43_1417895299399.jpg

 

[Sharla]

When I saw the small photo on the Mail site with a reference to "our columnist" I did think it might be the lovely Amanda Platell getting her barren womb out for the camera, but of course it was the lovely Liz.

 

[monsta]

The horse tattoo is STILL EVERYTHING.

 

[Halli]

That third photo

 

[Kate]

I laughed more at the second one

 

[lolly]

There's something of 'Brave Ellie faces the sunlight' about the first.

 

[GNL]

She reminds me so much of Mr Burns.

 

[VoR]

I’m truly sorry to link to you know what, but Jesus Christ at this



Definitely furthering my theory that STOP FUCKING HATE columnists are full blown humiliation addicts.

 

[Shoat]

AMAZING. I've missed her.

It makes so much obvious sense that Carrie Bradshaw is her reference point for existence

" I say quietly: ‘But I’m columnist of the year.’ "

SHE IS THE LSL OF THE JOURNALIST WORLD

 

[Madíson]

I spent a good 15 mins trying and failing to find this thread to post this.

 

[Shoat]

Oh hang on, I'd completely missed the husband's section!

It's even more unhinged!

Liz tried for Carrie Bradshaw and got ANNIE FROM SUNSET BEACH