The Property Porn Thread
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Ellie
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I like the idea of loft apartments but they would be a bugger to heat.
Kate
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Clearly people took my opening post at face value. Must do betterWasn’t HORROR SHOWS the original idea behind this thread? There’s so much more to say if it’s VILE
Ok here is somewhere I'd rather not live
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1004 Neal St NW, Atlanta, GA 30314 | Zillow
1004 Neal St NW, Atlanta GA, is a Single Family home that contains 900 sq ft and was built in 1940.It contains 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $123,800, which has decreased by $2,300 in the last 30 days.The Rent Zestimate for this Single Family is $1,798/mo...
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I mean, obviously, I'd turn this into 2 recording studios and a cat sanctuary.
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Ellie
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It looks like a shedOk here is somewhere I'd rather not live
1004 Neal St NW, Atlanta, GA 30314 | Zillow
1004 Neal St NW, Atlanta GA, is a Single Family home that contains 900 sq ft and was built in 1940.It contains 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $123,800, which has decreased by $2,300 in the last 30 days.The Rent Zestimate for this Single Family is $1,798/mo...
Kate
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Is this a JOKEOk here is somewhere I'd rather not live
1004 Neal St NW, Atlanta, GA 30314 | Zillow
1004 Neal St NW, Atlanta GA, is a Single Family home that contains 900 sq ft and was built in 1940.It contains 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $123,800, which has decreased by $2,300 in the last 30 days.The Rent Zestimate for this Single Family is $1,798/mo...
Kate
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It's even LOVELIER on Streetview! 
Kate
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Note Stewie from Family Guy FACE DOWN in the TRASH on the right there
Loving this SUMPTUOUS basement studio in Knightsbridge, presumably occupied by a VERY well paid PROSTITUTE.
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Check out this Studio flat for sale on Rightmove
Studio flat for sale in Beaufort Gardens, Knightsbridge, SW3 for £845,000. Marketed by Henry & James (Estate Agents) Limited, London
It's even LOVELIER on Streetview!
OMG!
Kate
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OMG a FOLD DOWN BED! The EPITOME of CLASS!Loving this SUMPTUOUS basement studio in Knightsbridge, presumably occupied by a VERY well paid PROSTITUTE.
Check out this Studio flat for sale on Rightmove
Studio flat for sale in Beaufort Gardens, Knightsbridge, SW3 for £845,000. Marketed by Henry & James (Estate Agents) Limited, London
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It is NOT. And its walking distance from meIs this a JOKE
I should buy it though since gentrification is moving rapidly in that direction
Kate
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CAUTION! WATCH FOR CHILDREN! I should think there's at least twelve trapped under the rubble
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Passable but AVOID playgrounds at ALL COSTS.Another Hackney treat here
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Kate
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Still agog at £845k for a BASEMENT STUDIO WITH FOLD DOWN BED, even if it does have SONOS and a nice bathroom
Well that’s KNIGHTSBRIDGE for you. Who wouldn’t pay that much to be able to pop into HARRODS for milk and eggs?
I must say that there are some stunning and breathtakingly spacious STUDIO FLATS to let in London. Fancy waking up opposite the washing machine?
Darling you’re describing MY PLACE
Although obviously one would instruct the CONCIERGE to do such things
Ellie
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I must say that there are some stunning and breathtakingly spacious STUDIO FLATS to let in London. Fancy waking up opposite the washing machine?
While I was considering my finances and living alone (I basically need to double my savings for a deposit for a decent flat), my friend was trying to be helpful and suggested this poky conversion just because it's near where I grew up:
Check out this 1 bedroom flat for rent on Rightmove
1 bedroom flat for rent in Oak Avenue, Hampton, TW12 for £695 pcm. Marketed by Chase Buchanan, Hampton Hill & Hampton
The "Kitchen/Living Room" is a washing machine, fridge, one cupboard and a microwave.
While I was considering my finances and living alone (I basically need to double my savings for a deposit for a decent flat), my friend was trying to be helpful and suggested this poky conversion just because it's near where I grew up:
Check out this 1 bedroom flat for rent on Rightmove
1 bedroom flat for rent in Oak Avenue, Hampton, TW12 for £695 pcm. Marketed by Chase Buchanan, Hampton Hill & Hampton
The "Kitchen/Living Room" is a washing machine, fridge, one cupboard and a microwave.
The GALL of calling that a 1 bedroom!
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While I was considering my finances and living alone (I basically need to double my savings for a deposit for a decent flat), my friend was trying to be helpful and suggested this poky conversion just because it's near where I grew up:
Check out this 1 bedroom flat for rent on Rightmove
1 bedroom flat for rent in Oak Avenue, Hampton, TW12 for £695 pcm. Marketed by Chase Buchanan, Hampton Hill & Hampton
The "Kitchen/Living Room" is a washing machine, fridge, one cupboard and a microwave.
OMG that's literally a ROOM with a couple of FAKE WALLS added in to create a "bedroom" and "toilet"
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Don’t knock itI must say that there are some stunning and breathtakingly spacious STUDIO FLATS to let in London. Fancy waking up opposite the washing machine?
Im currently sat on my bed and have a LOVELY view of the oven
Kate
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I'm now browsing ridiculously priced studio flats. LOADS in Battersea Power Station
I viewed a “1-bed flat” in Deptford Bridge last year (or was it this year?) which was pretty much the same. £900 PCM, what a bargainWhile I was considering my finances and living alone (I basically need to double my savings for a deposit for a decent flat), my friend was trying to be helpful and suggested this poky conversion just because it's near where I grew up:
Check out this 1 bedroom flat for rent on Rightmove
1 bedroom flat for rent in Oak Avenue, Hampton, TW12 for £695 pcm. Marketed by Chase Buchanan, Hampton Hill & Hampton
The "Kitchen/Living Room" is a washing machine, fridge, one cupboard and a microwave.
Ellie
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Innit! I was disgusted when I got that link from her.OMG that's literally a ROOM with a couple of FAKE WALLS added in to create a "bedroom" and "toilet"
Kate
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I wonder if I can find the bedsit I rented for six months in HASTINGS in 2001
Actually it’s still quite cheap. Bit grotty though AND that psycho from 2013 lives thereHastings is the new Brighton where all the ex-London people wanting to ESCAPE THE RAT RACEend up so it's probably QUADRUPLED in price!
Kate
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Yep, a couple of friends have just moved there. I'm looking forward to visiting and boring everyone with "OOOH LOOK THERE'S THE VICKY WINES I LIVED ABOVE FOR THE FIRST SIX MONTHS" and "THAT'S WHERE THE G-SPOT NIGHTCLUB USED TO BE"
Oh that’s very much Hastings’ HOVE, isn’t it
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It's NOWHERE near as nice as Hove to be quite honest with you. Who would live ON A HILL? Every time I think of visiting them I just TIRE at the thought of having to CLIMB to their abode.
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But what is it?