- Apr 1, 2020
I notice Operation London Bridge is trending on Twitter
On November 22, 1955, Evita’s corpse was assigned a guardian, Colonel Carlos Eugenio de Moori Koenig. His duty was to protect the corpse and keep it hidden from revolutionaries. These, however, were not the instructions he decided to follow. It is argued that he stole the corpse from the CGT and took her to his private office. There, Moori kept Evita as a trophy. Often, he invited guests and showed them that she was in his possession. More disturbing than his garish display of Evita’s corpse were the sexual acts Moori Koenig engaged in with Eva Perón’s corpse.
Given that we're looking at changing the lyrics to the national anthem from 'Queen' to 'King', we might as well grab the proverbial bull by its equally proverbial horns and go for a complete revamp.
Aaaaa-gaaaaaaa-doo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, under an outdated monarchy