The Real Housewives of Auckland

[Suedey]

Oh you used to model. What, plus size or..?




and yes I just started this iconic show.

 

[KindaCool]

All I can say is they made Auckland look REALLY good.

Louise was my favorite.

 

[Suedey]

I don't care about your fake smile and your bullshit demeanour and your eyes going, listen I don't want to be your friend!

 

[Suedey]

You know what I've heard about you? Not. A. Fucking. Thing.

 

[Devil]

Truly a cast of queens. 5/6 are a joy to watch

 

[Alex]

Oh you used to model. What, plus size or..?




and yes I just started this iconic show.

You are truly in for a treat. QUEEN GILDA

 

[Suedey]

You're not even a New Zealander!

Oh bitch don't.

 

[Suedey]

I find your behaviour really fake. Next time, bring the real Angela Stone to the table.

 

[Suedey]

Spoiler

 

[Alex]

Spoiler

LEGEND

 

[Devil]

I find your behaviour really fake. Next time, bring the real Angela Stone to the table.

Wait until the French PA arrives

 

[KindaCool]

Will we ever get a Season 2? Without the RACIST one)?

 

[Suedey]

Yes please and maybe Doggy(style) Dan can return

 

[Suomi]

Will we ever get a Season 2? Without the RACIST one)?

I asked my close personal friend Angela Stone on Instagram and she says she doesn’t know if it will happen

 

[KindaCool]

I asked my close personal friend Angela Stone on Instagram and she says she doesn’t know if it will happen

So WITH the racist one?

 

[Suomi]

So WITH the racist one?

I think season 2 was thrown into jeopardy by Julia threatening to sue the producers over her portrayal. If it happened it would be without her.

 

[KindaCool]

I mean one hour in the neighborhood of Ponsonby and they'd have a line of replacements.

 

[Devil]

From what I heard the show did perfectly well for their expectations, it’s just the lawsuits from Julia etc ate away too much money that there wasn’t any left to bother doing a second season. Given it can’t be that much of an expensive show I’d say a reboot is possible, probably dependent on how it streams on Hayu and any others etc? But possibly unlikely?

 

[Devil]

I sit here on a cold, locked down winters night in small city New Zealand. Locked in with my parents to enjoy some family time before I can make my escape back to the UK. On the telly comes the Broken something murders which is an oddly good NZ weekly drama, similar to Agatha Christie type whodunnit murder show. And who should show up bawling over here dead son but none other than OUR LOUISE.

Turns out she is back in the acting business and selling it like never before. As we speak I am educating the family on exactly who she is (‘yes, the weakest link but also the real housewives of...’) and loving every tear soaked session Louise is providing me in my time of need. What. A. Woman.

 

[COB]

Remembering this iconic tagline again: