The Real Housewives of Cheshire (1 Viewer)

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All of Cheshire is up on Sky. About to start season 11, but I'll be going back to the very start after 12.

Yves Saint Laurent, sweety, Yves Saint Laurent
 
Episode 1 is just a best of. If they're not giving talking heads I'll move on to episode 2. What a bizarre woopie cushion of a way to launch a new season.
 
Got to love a millionaire socialite asking for a free ticket to a charity event. Sorry, complimentary.
 
Leane was such a snake. With half her face looking like she'd been bitten by one.
 
Lauren advising Dawn against freezing her eggs because she's never had a good frozen pizza.
 
I never liked any of the additions. The Russian stripper I could only take in small albeit sometimes marvelous doses.
 
The slow motion smile drop on Lauren when Seema tells her to shut up and sit down :D
 
Omg the currant comment. She must have been terrifying in the playground.
 
Esther. Oh she's Czech. Forgive me.

Had no idea we ever saw her husband.
 
Upstaged by that mother though. Played by Edith Massey of course.
 
Just who was telling Leane she was "the real one, the honest one" - the men who used to slide notes under her thong straps?
 
Oh semi take it back, I did like Rachel. And her faintly bizarre sister.
 
When Seema let the "I have a fashion brand to represent" guard down she was okay too. I was just surprised she struck such a friendship with Madame Bucket though.
 
Perla was actual poison. Even more hard boiled than Dawn, but without the blunt fun.
 
Hannah getting on always reeked of some of those women wanting free procedures off her plastic husband.
 
I also do think Hannah was too smart for this show, so playing along just came across as unnatural and insincere as a compromise to get on TV.
 
I can't believe Rachel's husband had an affair - who on earth would go near him?
 
Even if it was clearly a set up, I did enjoy the monkey thieves.
 
No, give us a sec, love. Just, seriously, go, like, stretch and do some yoga or summit.
 
At least we haven't had any of Roy and Boy doing whatever they can for screen time yet.
 
Royston only too happy to show his hair transplant within seconds of being on air. Bitch knows his quota.
 
That poor golf instructor had better just be pleased to be on TV. Imagine dealing with that without cameras.
 
Ugh. Who on earth would swap the nightmare job of a lifetime as Dawn's PA to be camp Hannah? Some people are beyond help.
 
Dawn's house reminds me of the one from Years & Years from the outside.
 
Derby's man isn't exactly a stallion is he? A nervous hen pecked thing, bless him.
 

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