The Traitors SHAG RANK (1 Viewer)

[Penelope]

GO you WHORES

 

[Ill Advised]

Aaron
Theo
Amos
Wilfred
Matt
Kieran
Ivan
Rayan
Imran
John

 

[Ill Advised]

Did I miss anyone?

 

[GNL]

Matt is the hottest one, but then Imran has that nerdy, slightly serial killerish vibe that gets me hot under the collar.

 

[Finn]

Matt
Matt
Matt
Matt
Aaron
Matt again
Amos
Matt again
Theo
Kieran

 

[PercyPig]

Aaron
Matt
cwej’s bottom
Amos
Tom

 

[cwej]

Surely there were 11 or did they start with 12 women and 10 men? Oh you did miss Tom!! He's right near the top for me too.

Aaron
Tom
Imran
Theo
Matt
Kieran
Amos
---
Ivan
Wilfred
Rayan
John

Is a very attractive cast - would not kick any of the top 7 out of bed tbh.

 

[Iguana]

Aaron

I can't stop thinking about that arse.

 

[ButterTart]

Some of these people are murderers, you sick bastards

 

[Alex]

Aaron

I can't stop thinking about that arse.

This thread needs pictures

 

[Iguana]

This thread needs pictures

I don't need them, the grey joggers are ETCHED into my mind

 

[Madison]

Aaron
Matt
Kieran
Ivan
Amos
Imran
Wilfred
Rayan
John
Tom
Theo

 

[Penelope]

Theo below John!

 

[Jack]

Amos
Aaron
Matt
Imran
Kieran
Wilfred
Ivan
Tom
Theo
Rayan

Andrea
John

 

[Madison]

Theo below John!

I can deal with bitter, I can’t deal with pathetic. Also John a masseuse - that must be good for something.

 

[lolly]

I can deal with bitter, I can’t deal with pathetic. Also John a masseuse - that must be good for something.

MASSAGE THERAPIST!

 

[rhythmbandit]

Amos
Imran
Wilfred
Thom
Theo
Kieran
Aaron
Matt
Rayan
John

 

[lolly]

Perhaps it's my hormones, but I don't particularly like any of them. Aaron and Matt are kind of too clean and sterile looking, as much as I can see they are attractive. Probably Imran. Or Theo, on looks alone.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Wilfred

Claudia’s Knitwear

Amos

Theo

———————

UGH

 

[Suomi]

I really don’t fancy any of them at all, but in a forced rank:

Amos
Wilf

Then actually I can’t carry on. Matt would probably be LAST

 

[Penelope]

Claudia’s Knitwear

It'll NEVER BE THE SAME after you've had a night in with it

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

The Matt/Aaron/Tom genre is so BLAH

 

[Penelope]

I do think the appeal of Wilfred is underrated in our nation at large

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

It'll NEVER BE THE SAME after you've had a night in with it

OMG you mean it’ll come with with fresh insights into its childhood, smelling of KFC bargain buckets and expensive fragrances from Penhaligons?

 

[lolly]

I don't see any appeal in Wilfred. Or Tom.

 

[Penelope]

I do think the appeal of Wilfred is underrated in our nation at large

I don't see any appeal in Wilfred. Or Tom.

see

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Poor Wilf! He is the only one with a cute face, good snack drawer and the hint of an Armenian forefather.

 

[GNL]

Wilfred is fine, but very put off by him being a SNEAKY CUNT.

 

[Suomi]

Wilfred is fine, but very put off by him being a SNEAKY CUNT.

Use the ghost

 

[Ill Advised]

I’m surprised how much I fancy Aaron to be honest

 

[lolly]

I'm going to head to famousmales to search out Aaron's arse, because I must have missed it.

 

[Ill Advised]

I'm going to head to famousmales to search out Aaron's arse, because I must have missed it.

 

[Penelope]

I’m surprised how much I fancy Aaron to be honest

I think it's because we know he has a vulnerable side (other than 'girl I met three days ago has boyfriend')

 

[GNL]

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Interesting.

 

[Ill Advised]

I may have created a gif but don’t know how to post it here

 

[PercyPig]

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JEEZY PEEPS

 

[Jacques]

Aaron

Amos
Matt
Wilfred

done

 

[COB]

Kieran, Amos, Rayan, Ivan (RIP) and that's it for me.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I'm happy to be basic and find Aaron and Matt attractive. I hate magicians so Tom can fuck off. Ivan has a curious charm. Kieran and Amos are both obviously hot gents. Wilf is not for me. Imran would be quite hard work, but definitely attractive. Rayan and Theo are too pathetic for my love. And John is probably too similar to me, it would be a self hate fuck.

 

[Finn]

This reel from Doctor Amos is very important