ZenGiraffe
Hooligan high on poppers
It's the antepenultimate episode tonight. How will we cope next week!?
Where are the VARIOUS BODILY FLUIDS and MAKING HIM WEEP UNCONTROLLABLY in this fantasy please?I think Alexander & I could spend a weekend morning at an animal sanctuary helping out endangered SQUIRRELS & the likes, then an afternoon in a cosy Cotswolds pub in front of a roaring log fire, followed by an evening of cuddles on the couch with a nice romantic comedy & a couple of bottles of expensive wine paid for by his diplomat salary/TAXPAYERS MONEY
Not that I've been thinking about this since the last episode or anything.
I thought it wouldn't be very classy to mention the later scenes in bed where he's begging to be PISSED ONWhere are the VARIOUS BODILY FLUIDS and MAKING HIM WEEP UNCONTROLLABLY in this fantasy please?
THAT'S MORE LIKE ITI thought it wouldn't be very classy to mention the later scenes in bed where he's begging to be PISSED ON![]()
*gets a semi*I thought it wouldn't be very classy to mention the later scenes in bed where he's begging to be PISSED ON![]()
I think Alexander & I could spend a weekend morning at an animal sanctuary helping out endangered SQUIRRELS & the likes, then an afternoon in a cosy Cotswolds pub in front of a roaring log fire, followed by an evening of cuddles on the couch with a nice romantic comedy & a couple of bottles of expensive wine paid for by his diplomat salary/TAXPAYERS MONEY
Not that I've been thinking about this since the last episode or anything.
And why should they?None of these brats give a shit, do they?
That ticking would drive me MAD!It's just an ugly old CLOCK
PLEASE YESAre we finally about to lose Joe?
Jake, surely. They know he's faithful, they can't risk him getting to the end.Are we finally about to lose Joe?
DIVINE!Perched for Francesca's breakfast ensemble
I wonder how many points Francesca has on her Waitrose loyalty cardPerched for Francesca's breakfast ensemble
I hope my favourite Joe survives![]()
Not a fan of diplomatic denim I'm afraid
Oh I came here to say the oppositeNot a denim jacket and hoody combo.
WHERE ARE THE LOVELY JUMPERS?