The Traitors UK S3 SHAG RANK (1 Viewer)

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Now that we've heard their voices/seen their gratuitous shower scenes, lets get ranking.

Alex
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Alexander
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Dan
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Freddie
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Jack
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Jake
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Joe
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Kasim
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Keith
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Leon
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Nathan
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Tyler
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1. Kasim
2. Alexander
3. Tyler (tell me about your birds!)
4. Freddie
5. Nathan
6. Leon
7. Joe
8. Jake
9. Jack
10. Keith
11. Dan
12. Alex
 
Love the fact they’re still including these entirely pointless gratuitous shower scenes for the gays :disco:

 
Love the fact they’re still including these entirely pointless gratuitous shower scenes for the gays :disco:


Well when I had the pleasure of a Premier Inn earlier in the week the shower was not like THAT
 
Now that we've heard their voices/seen their gratuitous shower scenes, lets get ranking.
1. Freddie - backwards, sideways, outside, on a plane, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, until the bed breaks and neighbors call the police.
2. Jack, I bet he smells a little bit.
3. Alexander, husband material :love:
4. Tyler, thick as pigshit :horny:
5. Nathan
6. Jake
7. Kas
8. Leon
9. Dan
10. Joe
11. Alex
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12. Keith
 
I know Alexander is a Tory and probably project managed several assassinations, but I know it’s thick.
 
Not watching but I'll take Alexander and Leon thanks, the rest MEH
 
After CAREFUL CONSIDERATION

Alexander
Nathan
Kasim
Freddie (shower scene alone bumped him up a place or 2)
Leon
Tyler
Dan
Jake
Jack
Alex
Joe
Keith
 
Is Freddie gay? Or is that wishful thinking as he comes across quite camp.
 
1. Freddie
2. Kasim
3. Nathan
4. Leon
5. Alexander
6. Jake
7. Tyler
8. Dan
9. Joe
10. Alex
11. Keith
12. Jack
 
1 Alexander
2 Freddie
3 Nathan

A couple of the others could get a review after a couple of glasses of wine.
 
Tyler
Freddie
Dan
Alexander
Joe
Kasim
Jake
Nathan
Leon
Jack
Alex
Keith
 
YOU’VE GOT TO IMAGINE SHAGGING THEM ALL GIRLS. That’s the rules. Please don’t pretend you haven’t done worse than the guys at the bottom of the list, we don’t believe you.
How dare you, I've never shagged someone with such HIDEOUS CURTAINS and I NEVER WILL
 
Freddie
Nathan
Alexander

Normally I'd consider who could make up the numbers, but I'm not feeling this batch.
 
YOU’VE GOT TO IMAGINE SHAGGING THEM ALL GIRLS. That’s the rules. Please don’t pretend you haven’t done worse than the guys at the bottom of the list, we don’t believe you.

I feel seen
 
Don’t cancel me but aren’t the autistic ones quite intense and ferocious shags with pleasingly CHUBBY COCKS?
 
Don’t cancel me but aren’t the autistic ones quite intense and ferocious shags with pleasingly CHUBBY COCKS?
The only diagnosed autistic person I've been with had neither length nor girth, not a desire for anything beyond tummy swords.

He did however want to declare his love after the third date which naturally saw an end to things. He moved to Ireland two weeks after I told him I didn't see things going anywhere
 

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