UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Lucille]

"Did the Prime Minister agree to the Chancellor writing off £4.3 billion of fraud?"

Boris Johnson: "No of course not Mr Speaker"

Rishi Sunak:

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[jivafox]

Any non-Tory MP at PMQs: *breathes*

Boris:

 

[Cerro de Casa]

"Did the Prime Minister agree to the Chancellor writing off £4.3 billion of fraud?"

Boris Johnson: "No of course not Mr Speaker"

Rishi Sunak:

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Bus.

Throw.


Under.


This should be interesting.

 

[lolly]

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[GinAg (39)]

Carrie Antoinette is still killing me.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She's not going anywhere is she?

Fuck's sake

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Lucille]

Sue logging off tonight having still not submitted her report.

 

[RJN]

Carrie Antoinette is still killing me.

maybe her interior designed will like it too and there'll be a photoshoot dressed up as it

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Have some newspapers blamed his wife for his shortcomings (forcing him to change diapers et…)? It’s reported about here.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sue turning up to work at 5pm

 

[lolly]

 

[RJN]

It’s all too close to waiting for the Mueller Report

 

[GinAg (39)]

It’s all too close to waiting for the Mueller Report

Now I love a Muller Corner as much as the next 10 year old, but it's not the time to talk about rice desserts.

 

[VoR]

 

[Diddy]

Is this the “Boris got mullered report?


(Do people still say that?)

 

[jivafox]

Boris “bouncing back”

 

[GinAg (39)]

Let's have a Liz Truss break

 

[Indie]

I'm glad that's cleared up. Invasion = invasion. Incursion = a technical term.

 

[GinAg (39)]

They're thinking what we're thinking

 

[Lucille]

The fucking FOREIGN SECRETARY

 

[ButterTart]

The longer it’s taking for the Sugar Ray report to emerge, the more confident I am. Surely if it was a disinterested titwank that let Johnson off the hook, they’d have rush-released it faster than Captain Tom merchandise.

 

[Diddy]

Let's have a Liz Truss break

I love using broader terms to be much more specific

 

[lolly]

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sounds like it won't be today.

 

[Funky]

Maybe that means it’s meaty and the Tories need time to counter it…

 

[Lucille]

Sue’s been flicking between Helvetica and Arial for 48 hours now.

 

[Funky]

Maybe she’s just been flicking

I know I’ve had a couple of wanks at the thought of Boris being taken away in handcuffs

 

[big ron]

I heard something about it not being released tomorrow either, holocaust day I think

 

[GinAg (39)]

Sue Gray walking home this evening "I knew I forgot something"

 

[lolly]

Some knee high pop socks, by the look of it.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Sue's trying to decide how animations she's going to use in her PowerPoint presentation.

She's also trying to throw in some gifs while she's at it cause she's hip like that.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Maybe she saved a video on the PowerPoint, rather than linking it and it's taking ages to open.

 

[Alex]

God she's dense

 

[GinAg (39)]

Did we know her husband is a COUNTRY SINGER?

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is Bill, Sue's beloved.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Maybe she’s just been flicking

I know I’ve had a couple of wanks at the thought of Boris being taken away in handcuffs

Save it for me in the Kylie thread thanks.

 

[octophone]

He's not going. He's absolutely going to ride it out.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He's not going. He's absolutely going to ride it out.

Yep. The momentum (ha) has completely evaporated. It'll take a far bigger 'scandal' than this for him to go.