Can't lie I'd rather see Sunak being fingered.I want Dorries being fingered by Sunak in the background of every shot
He MUST go.
There might be a daisy chain situation where Sunak's nipsy is being expertly worked by the deathly cold talons of Jacob Rees-Mogg. Nothing confirmed by Sky News yet though.Can't lie I'd rather see Sunak being fingered.
There might be a daisy chain situation where Sunak's nipsy is being expertly worked by the deathly cold talons of Jacob Rees-Mogg. Nothing confirmed by Sky News yet though.
There’s a blue tick so I will now consider this unquestionably true.
Facts are facts.There’s a blue tick so I will now consider this unquestionably true.
He's had 200 years to perfect the technique, in fairness. When those children finished a 38 hour shift at the cotton mill he had to find a way to reward them which wouldn't cost him anything.Although, I have to say that I wouldn’t have expected any aspect of Rees-Mogg’s sexual technique to be described as ‘expert’. I would have thought a more likely description would be ‘fumbling’ or possibly ‘horrifying an experienced team of vice cops’.
I hate to interrupt the delightful demise of Boris Johnson but our next Prime Minister has a new sobriquet courtesy of CHINA
@Martha Skidd to sue
LIZ FOR PM!I showed my mate some videos of @Liz Truss delivering pork markets etc and he asked me if it was from a sketch show.
CANT WAIT.
I hate to interrupt the delightful demise of Boris Johnson but our next Prime Minister has a new sobriquet courtesy of CHINA
@Martha Skidd to sue
100% - Johnson is a fucking clown but there is something sinister about him, she’s just fucking ridiculous.LIZ FOR PM!
I think the lorry is dropping it off at no 10 tonight but it won't be made public until tomorrow. Hopefully Dame Keir will have a chance to give it a once over so he can come up with a few zingers for PMQs.We're not getting Sue's spreadsheet/ pamphlet/ dissertation/ PowerPoint tonight are we?
The contents section is moved to Downing StreetI think the lorry is dropping it off at no 10 tonight but it won't be made public until tomorrow. Hopefully Dame Keir will have a chance to give it a once over so he can come up with a few zingers for PMQs.
Where is the fun in that!?but to be fair to her
I am not a Liz fan, but to be fair to her,
I just think in China we may have found a set of politicians worse than our own governing party
Gasp
You can have a bunch of authoritarian, democracy-undermining, pocket-lining, nationalistic, culture-war waging opportunists…or you can have the CCP. You can’t have both.Boris and Liz, or a bunch of hardline communist, censorship driven, ethnic cleansing, freedom hating imperialists?
That IS a tough call
Surely before? If he has any sense it would have to be before..So, what do we reckon? Before, during or after PMQs?