UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[D5K]

Imagine he wins the vote

That's my biggest concern at the moment; then he's protected for a year

 

[Indie]

I hate everything about this.

I can't stop reading "In Liz, Wet Russ"

 

[Lucille]

 

[Soldi]

Theresa is still EVIL can we stop with MEMES of her

 

[Lucille]

SHANT

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Theresa is still EVIL can we stop with MEMES of her

 

[GNL]

Tell me more about Operation Massive C**k

 

[VoR]

 

[Indie]

I WAIT TO SEE if a) a leadership contest does ensue and b) whether he loses it.

But if it does happen, it's a fitting end for a man who got sacked from cabinet twice.

 

[VoR]

He's been sacked from every job he's ever had, hasn't he?

If he loses, I expect he'd resign from his MP job in short order, so we might even get another yummy by-election.

 

[ButterTart]

He’s not crying because he’s sorry, he’s crying because he’s been found out and the nasty mean public don’t believe his excuses. I fucking love that the job he’s pursued for years has left him broken and disgraced.

 

[Penelope]

That's my biggest concern at the moment; then he's protected for a year

That would almost be PERFECT Literally the entire party dipping its hands in the blood and being chained to him for a whole year!

 

[Penelope]

Theresa is still EVIL can we stop with MEMES of her

Bitch the first thing Moopy DID when she became PM was HAVE A TEN PAGE THREAD OF PICTURES OF HER - it didn't mean we became FANS!

 

[COB]

That would almost be PERFECT Literally the entire party dipping its hands in the blood and being chained to him for a whole year!

This would all but guarantee a Tory bloodbath in the May elections as well, wouldn't it?

 

[Christian]

That would almost be PERFECT Literally the entire party dipping its hands in the blood and being chained to him for a whole year!

Exactly! There are briefings today about who said what in cabinet yesterday as everyone scrambles to cover their backs, plus the backbenchers are going FERAL

A year of this would be a HOOT

 

[VoR]

Even fucking Wetherspoons have turned on him!

The pub chain JD Wetherspoon has criticised the government’s “hypocrisy” for holding parties at 10 Downing Street while restrictions forced pub sales to crash.

Wetherspoon also said the latest plan B restrictions brought in at the start of the Omicron wave of infections in December had depressed sales over the crucial festive period in the hospitality sector for a second year running.

The pub chain, run by chairman and founder Tim Martin, directed its ire at the government over “partygate”.

Wetherspoon said “there would have been a number of advantages for the nation” if pubs had been open on 20 May 2020, the date on which the embattled prime minister attended a “bring your own booze” party in the garden of No 10.

 

[Christian]

It's the legacy he DESERVES

 

[bypass]

As much as this is totally RIGHT, and he deserves to go(should the votes be enough to topple him).....We are just back to that horrible all too familiar feeling of...ugh..but what comes NEXT?

 

[Penelope]

This would all but guarantee a Tory bloodbath in the May elections as well, wouldn't it?

Probably not just May's elections. It feels like it'd be one of those iconic moments where the worm just turns on a party for a generation. People are pissed about this and the party making an active decision to keep him would immediately just spread the rot through the whole party brand (and it's starting to build there anyway!)

 

[ButterTart]

As much as this is totally RIGHT, and he deserves to go(should the votes be enough to topple him).....We are just back to that horrible all too familiar feeling of...ugh..but what comes NEXT?

I’ve said before they don’t have a single successor who will capture the public’s imagination. Plus, I honestly believe The Mirror have some juicy stories lined up for whoever’s next, ready to discredit them the second they take office.

 

[Lucille]

All these leaks and we still haven’t seen pictures of his HORRID FLAT!!!

 

[COB]

!!!

 

[Penelope]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AN MP JUST DEFECTED FROM TORY TO LABOUR

 

[COB]

Wait, that's probably one less letter. What if that takes it from 54 to 53

 

[GNL]

Who do we think Carrie will leave him for?

 

[Kate]

This is ALL TOO EXCITING!!

 

[Kate]

Who do we think Carrie will leave him for?

Gove is newly single of course.

 

[Kratz]

I am AGOG at that. Was expecting maybe whip resignations but a defection to Labour is astonishing.

Remember a few weeks ago when we were told to expect a flurry of defections in the opposite direction?

 

[COB]

Who do we think Carrie will leave him for?

@Liz Truss

 

[Loufoque]

Me when the VONC is announced

 

[Loufoque]

I hope Theresa "Damita Jo" May's is the final letter to go in.

 

[ButterTart]

Bugger, I just came here to break this story. Now I hope he wins the leadership challenge. A rat clinging on to a sinking ship as his majority evaporates

Hope this is the first of many; calling red wall Tories ‘fucking nobodies’ can’t have played massively well.

I’m fairly certain every defector would comfortably win a by-election to ratify the switch.

 

[Kratz]

Bugger, I just came here to break this story. Now I hope he wins the leadership challenge. A rat clinging on to a sinking ship as his majority evaporates

Hope this is the first of many; calling red wall Tories ‘fucking nobodies’ can’t have played massively well.

I’m fairly certain every defector would comfortably win a by-election to ratify the switch.

Yes particularly in that seat. There are some which are relatively comfortable (Middlesbrough S, Mansfield etc) but lots are wafer wafer thin and right now are going to fall like dominoes.

 

[Madíson]

Wait, that's probably one less letter. What if that takes it from 54 to 53

I don’t think so. In any case he presumably had already sent in a (now invalid) letter though.

 

[win_the_game]

Tory MP Andrew Bowie on Politics Live looking like he's about to cry.

 

[Soldi]

Yes particularly in that seat. There are some which are relatively comfortable (Middlesbrough S, Mansfield etc) but lots are wafer wafer thin and right now are going to fall like dominoes.

I’m quite PROUD of my area at the minute. Pretty much EVERYONE round here in the Derbyshire/Bolsover/Mansfield area HATE HIM.

 

[COB]

It's all around ASDA

 

[Loufoque]

That report about him crying is giving me life and it's everything. We love to see this disgusting pig squeal.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m quite PROUD of my area at the minute. Pretty much EVERYONE round here in the Derbyshire/Bolsover/Mansfield area HATE HIM.

I’ve just contacted my local MP asking him to cross the floor. This is a safe(ish) Tory seat but you’ll not find anyone around here willing to say they support them.

 

[Lucille]

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