Topic for news events that probably don’t justify a new topic (1 Viewer)

[big ron]

I do hope there is video of that. RIP fishes.

 

[big ron]

Only aftermath at the minute, someone needs to leak the CCTV

 

[Marina Salty]

Now it's a fish stink.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Now it's a fish stink.

Fish stank

 

[big ron]

Fish stank

Paging @santaphone - this deserves some basils no?

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Paging @santaphone - this deserves some basils no?

@santaphone clearly not amused

 

[big ron]

I DEMAND BASILS

 

[octophone]

Guys, I can't read EVERYTHING

 

[octophone]

Also, begging for basils = no basils.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

I can't see a SINGLE FISH in this photo

This feels like a plot from BIG AQUARIUM

 

[octophone]

I see several starfish...they're clinging into that 6-bar metal structure in the foreground

 

[dmlaw]

Moopy is very interested in seeing pictures of the starfish.

 

[Lucille]

Amazing no one was hurt.

Except the 1500 fish of course

 

[AGinAg (39)]

I just see chairs. Were the fish ACTUALLY CHAIRS?

 

[Lucille]

Amazed this tacky monstrosity is in famously austere BERLIN.

 

[dmlaw]

I just see chairs. Were the fish ACTUALLY CHAIRS?

The fish are fine. They escaped into a world of recreational drugs and Berlin’s underground sex clubs, but blew the tank to cover their getaway.

 

[Diddy]

Did they get raptured?

 

[big ron]

The fish are fine. They escaped into a world of recreational drugs and Berlin’s underground sex clubs, but blew the tank to cover their getaway.

Berghain is just a big pond now

 

[Lucille]

Uh oh

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear

 

[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (39)]

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Steps star Lisa Scott-Lee donates £2,000 to help save crumbling church | ITV News

Lisa Scott-Lee has donated £2,000 to help save a Harrow Weald church where she filmed the music video for Tragedy with her Steps bandmates in 1998. | ITV News London

www.itv.com

 

[AGinAg (39)]

BBC News - Two dead after shooting in central Paris

Two dead after shooting in central Paris

Gunman opens fire in central Paris, killing two people and injuring several others

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[funky]

Uh oh

SW8 can afford a dozen less gays if they accidentally plunge into Embassy Gardens

 

[AGinAg (39)]

RESTAURANT SINKS AT LAKESIDE

BBC News - Lakeside Miller & Carter floating restaurant starts to sink

Lakeside Miller & Carter floating restaurant starts to sink

A Miller & Carter restaurant begins sinking into a lake at a major UK shopping centre.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ellie]

Woman dies after being hit by car while riding mobility scooter on Christmas Eve

A 58-year-old woman has died after being hit by a car on Christmas Eve - becoming the latest in a string of fatal crashes across the Christmas weekend

www.mirror.co.uk

So my mum knew this woman and I met her a couple of times. Apparently she had a bit of an alcohol problem and would regularly drive around in the roads drunk on her mobility scooter. She had a lot of problems Her daughter killed herself at 14 and she never really got over it

£300,000 fine for The Priory over death of 14-year-old Amy El-Keria | ITV News

The teenager was an NHS-funded patient under The Priory’s care at the East Sussex hospital’s children’s unit near Tunbridge Wells. | ITV National News

www.itv.com

 

[Art Decade]

Four people dead after two helicopters collide near Sea World on Gold Coast

Authorities say one aircraft managed to land after fatal mid-air collision that left three others critically injured

www.theguardian.com

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Where do you even start with this? THE PARENTS

BBC News - Newport News: Boy aged six detained after shooting teacher in US

Newport News: Boy aged six detained after shooting teacher in US

The teacher is left with life-threatening injuries after the shooting in the state of Virginia.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Alla]

Where do you even start with this? THE PARENTS

BBC News - Newport News: Boy aged six detained after shooting teacher in US

Newport News: Boy aged six detained after shooting teacher in US

The teacher is left with life-threatening injuries after the shooting in the state of Virginia.

www.bbc.co.uk

US solution is making mandatory every teacher to have a weapon to defend themselves, preferably a RIFLE.

 

[Marina Salty]

Where do you even start with this? THE PARENTS

BBC News - Newport News: Boy aged six detained after shooting teacher in US

Newport News: Boy aged six detained after shooting teacher in US

The teacher is left with life-threatening injuries after the shooting in the state of Virginia.

www.bbc.co.uk

And they've had another couple of shootings inside some shopping malls.

 

[Ellie]

Seriously prosecute those parents!

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Also

BBC News - South Sudan: Journalists held over film of president appearing to wet himself

South Sudan: Journalists held over film of president appearing to wet himself

Six journalists have been detained over footage of the South Sudan president appearing to wet himself.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ellie]

All flights across US grounded due to FAA computer system glitch - US media

All flights across the US have been grounded due to a glitch with the Federal Aviation Administration's computer system, US media reports.

news.sky.com

 

[funky]

“Glitch”

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was something more sinister; they wouldn’t always tell us.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Suspending ALL flights must be quite the GLITCH

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Although that's just a day of the week in the UK atm.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

I wonder how long it takes to ground ALL FLIGHTS. Flightradar shows there are still hundreds in the sky, although far fewer over the west coast than east coast.

 

[Christian]

It's probably underpinned by some ancient legacy system that runs on Windows 95.

 

[Marina Salty]

Looks like they've performed a restart ^