Tuesday is thinking about the immortality of the crab

[big ron]

I don't think any culture has better phrases and idioms than the Spanish. I am adopting this.

Thinking about the immortality of the crab - Wikipedia

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[Kate]

That's adorable

 

[Kate]

 

[octophone]

tags: moopy has crabs, big ron gave moopy crabs, big ron itchy pubes etc etc etc

 

[Indie]

 

[Kate]

 

[COB]

Beautiful creatures

 

[COB]

Also good morning!

 

[big ron]

Might change my user name to big cangrejo

 

[Star]

Hope our covid crabs @big ron and @ButterTart are feeling OK xoxo

 

[big ron]

I'm feeling FINE now, I'm sure I've said this already but I've felt worse after a big weekend.

Told my parents on Saturday and my Mum's only just rang me. Proof they know I'm invincible.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m still mega bunged up but feeling okay now. I was on leave anyway this week but I’ve logged in anyway to clear my backlog a bit before Monday, and to shut the big boss up because he’s being an arsehole to everyone and I want to rub the fact that I worked during leave in his face the next time he has a go.

 

[big ron]

I'd say the biggest side effect is I had no fucking idea what day it was earlier.

 

[Indie]

I'd say the biggest side effect is I had no fucking idea what day it was earlier.

You figured it out by 9.25am though.

I pretty much don't know what my name is until about noon.

 

[big ron]

Moopy is my horological reference point. When I’m not in the daily thread, I’m adrift in space and time

 

[Tisch]

The crab is a HOMOPHOBE.

 

[Soldi]

@big ron to moopy this morning

 

[big ron]

Am I the poof or the poofee?

 

[Kate]

Spanish crabs CANCELLED (and put into a delicious paella)

 

[big ron]

Spanish crabs CANCELLED (and put into a delicious paella)

CRABS ARE SENTIENT

 

[COB]

Christmas Island Crab news :

Have we seen the Norwegian postal service's Christmas advert, featuring GAY SANTA?

 

[Mats]

Christmas Island Crab news :

Have we seen the Norwegian postal service's Christmas advert, featuring GAY SANTA?

my dad's a PROUD Posten employee

sadly not santa

 

[octophone]

Fixed.

 

[octophone]

Wanking must be a tricky business if you're a crab. It's all a bit sharp, innit?

 

[Kate]

I suppose lady crabs can just frot themselves on some seaweedy rocks. Tough for the lads though, yes.

 

[big ron]

Christmas Island Crab news :

Have we seen the Norwegian postal service's Christmas advert, featuring GAY SANTA?

God I bet thats got some right wing cunts frothing. Love it.

 

[big ron]

Fun fact, hermit crabs have massive cocks

 

[Soldi]

Massive cocks have crabs

 

[big ron]

Massive cocks have crabs

I’ve never had crabs.

 

[big ron]

CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION

 

[Soldi]

I’ve never had crabs.

Show proof then

 

[big ron]

Show proof then

I’m self isolating

 

[Soldi]

My DMs are open x

 

[Alex]

My DMs are open x

they may get inflitrated by crabs now

 

[Soldi]

they may get inflitrated by crabs now

Well that’s tomorrow’s lunch sorted

 

[Alex]

Well that’s tomorrow’s lunch sorted

Makes a change from chlamydia I suppose

 

[Soldi]

Makes a change from chlamydia I suppose

It goes LOVELY with a side salad

 

[Alex]

It goes LOVELY with a side salad

Ooh with a light drizzle of gonorrhea