WARNING: New Jess Glynne album: JESS (1 Viewer)

Yes that's getting more attention than her music, it seems. She's a noted sexy fish lesbain.
 
I never really got the HATE for the sake of HATING to be honest. She had a few good songs, and a pretty good voice. Never remarkable and very overrated to these ears other than RATHER BE with Clean Bandit.
 
Yes I am indifferent really, I do love a couple of her tracks but other than that seems odd she holds the record for most UK female #1's
 
There are older people on the Radio 1 playlist - it’s more indifference than age in her case I think
 
There are older people on the Radio 1 playlist - it’s more indifference than age in her case I think

Which is all I have ever been to her. She is very MoR Pop music and like @Halli said already I am surprised she was so huge in the first place. 🤷‍♀️

She really doesn’t seem to be getting much of a push though for being the record holder of the most number 1’s for any female singer.
 
Is she really? For fucks sake

The only tune I can ever really remember of hers is the first song which she was only a feature on anyway, and even THEN I can’t even remember what it’s called

I can’t imagine the kids listening their parents playlists in 30 years and educating themselves on “that pop legend Jess Glynne”

She’s not exactly Cher is she?
 
My Love. I remembered what it was called :D

I like that song. But it’s not her song.
 
My Love. I remembered what it was called :D

I like that song. But it’s not her song.

Was that the first song? I thought she came out with Rather Be with Clean Bandit first. Also a feature.
 
Is she really? For fucks sake

The only tune I can ever really remember of hers is the first song which she was only a feature on anyway, and even THEN I can’t even remember what it’s called

I can’t imagine the kids listening their parents playlists in 30 years and educating themselves on “that pop legend Jess Glynne”

She’s not exactly Cher is she?

Yes. I think she has had 5 or 6 number one singles but at least two of those are features I think.

THE MIND BOGGLES.
 
Jess Glynne made history by becoming the first British female solo artist to score seven number ones on the UK Singles Chart – among them 'I'll Be There', 'Hold My Hand' and 'Don't Be So Hard on Yourself'. - she's definitely been boosted by her features.

I seem to remember it was Geri for a while, then Cheryl overtook her and then Rita Ora before Jess.
 
Jess Glynne made history by becoming the first British female solo artist to score seven number ones on the UK Singles Chart – among them 'I'll Be There', 'Hold My Hand' and 'Don't Be So Hard on Yourself'. - she's definitely been boosted by her features.

I seem to remember it was Geri for a while, then Cheryl overtook her and then Rita Ora before Jess.

Her biggest hit was that Clean Bandit thing, right?

Blimey, what happened to Clean Bandit? I hope that lassie with the cello got it stuck up her arse in a bizarre orchestra pit accident.
 
Her biggest hit was that Clean Bandit thing, right?

Blimey, what happened to Clean Bandit? I hope that lassie with the cello got it stuck up her arse in a bizarre orchestra pit accident.
The handsome one tried to go it alone presumably based on his looks, and there's quite BAD BLOOD between them all now. I don't miss them. The mid 10's were very much their time and place.
 
I think it’s complete indifference as well with Jess rather than age.

It was quite a faceless time, and her stuff along with Clean Bandit and all that was perfect radio fodder for the time, but it wasn’t really build-a-fanbase stuff. The last hurrah of physical and digital sales also helped.

Add in some great marketing with Jet 2, constant features etc. But it never felt like she was ever huge, rather the project and even then in a very by chance, most people are unbothered kind of way.
 
I never really got the HATE for the sake of HATING to be honest. She had a few good songs, and a pretty good voice. Never remarkable and very overrated to these ears other than RATHER BE with Clean Bandit.
didn't you say exactly this a year or two ago in a Jess Glynne topic and people came back with an exhaustive list of her cuntery? :D I seem to recall so

anyway everybody who's ever met or interacted with her including her more dedicated fans, of which there are few, has had only bad things to say about at her. give people the benefit of the doubt etc but at some point if you smell a fart, it's a fart.

she did an album launch party for this new album to which a small number of fans were invited. after she hung around with her mates and schmoozy industry types and refused all photo requests with the fans who were there for her... the same fans who secured her a #6 chart position rather than oblivion. she's just that level of cunt that can't be celebrated and in fact needs bringing back down to earth. apparently her severe allergy to the charts hasn't popped her ego yet.
 
as for her chart records... she got big by accident, was featured on some good songs, for about 1.5 albums got some good material of her own, but it was faceless at the best of times and she never built a fan base. her social followership is shockingly low. she can't headline her own tours outside of playing festivals and support slots. she has no chemistry as a person or a performer and has a permanent air of misery. cute that she had her moment I guess! she won't be remembered though. *shrug*

it couldn't have happened to a sexier fish.
 
didn't you say exactly this a year or two ago in a Jess Glynne topic and people came back with an exhaustive list of her cuntery? :D I seem to recall so

anyway everybody who's ever met or interacted with her including her more dedicated fans, of which there are few, has had only bad things to say about at her. give people the benefit of the doubt etc but at some point if you smell a fart, it's a fart.

she did an album launch party for this new album to which a small number of fans were invited. after she hung around with her mates and schmoozy industry types and refused all photo requests with the fans who were there for her... the same fans who secured her a #6 chart position rather than oblivion. she's just that level of cunt that can't be celebrated and in fact needs bringing back down to earth. apparently her severe allergy to the charts hasn't popped her ego yet.

I can’t recall ever getting a reason that she actually WAS a cunt other than her turning up to a restaurant in London dressed like a TRAMP. Although I wouldn’t dream of leaving the house in such horrible clothes I don’t personally find it as a reason to hate her.
 
anyway everybody who's ever met or interacted with her including her more dedicated fans, of which there are few, has had only bad things to say about at her. give people the benefit of the doubt etc but at some point if you smell a fart, it's a fart.

she did an album launch party for this new album to which a small number of fans were invited. after she hung around with her mates and schmoozy industry types and refused all photo requests with the fans who were there for her... the same fans who secured her a #6 chart position rather than oblivion. she's just that level of cunt that can't be celebrated and in fact needs bringing back down to earth. apparently her severe allergy to the charts hasn't popped her ego yet.

Do we have receipts for the rest? Or is it someone’s friend said she done all this on social media?
 
as for her chart records... she got big by accident, was featured on some good songs, for about 1.5 albums got some good material of her own, but it was faceless at the best of times and she never built a fan base. her social followership is shockingly low. she can't headline her own tours outside of playing festivals and support slots. she has no chemistry as a person or a performer and has a permanent air of misery. cute that she had her moment I guess! she won't be remembered though. *shrug*

it couldn't have happened to a sexier fish.

She didn’t get big by accident and co wrote all the songs, no? No one MADE people buy it. I didn’t find any of the songs anything better than OK, but you can’t argue with the stats even if she never graces the chart again she still currently holds the record.
 
Do we have receipts for the rest? Or is it someone’s friend said she done all this on social media?
in her popjustice thread a few fans including an industry friend have spilled various bits of tea. I can share the post about the launch party incident if you're interested, it's quite morbidly fascinating
 
in her popjustice thread a few fans including an industry friend have spilled various bits of tea. I can share the post about the launch party incident if you're interested, it's quite morbidly fascinating

Oh right sorry yeah, so it must be true. :D
 
Oh right sorry yeah, so it must be true. :D
well if you want cold hard proof or video recordings it's not gonna happen so it sounds like your mind is made up but here's the account in question anyway -

On Wednesday night I was surprisingly 1 of 10 fans that were invited to her album launch party. The whole thing was a bit strange as I'm not really a fan and also did not pre-order the album. Nonetheless, there was the hope of free booze and I had nothing else planned after work.

Upon arrival at the venue, me and my sister made the most of the open bar. The attendees were mainly industry people associated with the label and her management. We sat down and watched her performance. Whilst the new material is nothing special, her voice is ok in a live setting. Following the performance, we were told that we could make the most of the evening as the bar would stay open. They also asked competition winners to stand to the side as Jess had something special planned for them. What was planned was Jess telling her fans that she was having to rush off and was not able to get photos. I did think this was strange as her parents and girlfriend were present at this event. Also, there were only like 10 fans there who wanted a photo, which again, would have taken minutes.

Less than 10 minutes later, Jess was back in the bar area and having drinks. She made it her mission to blatantly ignore the fans, avoiding eye contact with them around the bar area and occasionally making judgemental stares. Some of the younger fans were actually in tears as she was so rudely arrogant, which was a shame as her band (and even her label) were so lovely to everyone who was there.

If that was not enough, there was a photo backdrop set up next to the bar, where fans watched her get photos with everyone else but them. Any fans that went up to her to ask for a photo were met with comments like "I'm actually with my friends now" or "I'll come back later". I mean, girl. You need your fans so your album charts this week, not the industry people who are paid to be in your presence. So the least she could have done was to make her fans feel welcome.

I was so shocked about the whole thing, especially as I've met some amazing artists in my time who have always gone above and beyond for their fans. Making them feel so welcome and genuinely appreciative of their support. Silly me for expecting more from her.

Also, after a few too many margaritas on the night I passed my feedback on to someone at the label and now I have an email saying 'Jess wants to send me something in the post' dd.

the last line sounds so threatening, it takes me OUT
 
She always annoyed me because she had the sound of Gabrielle but did it with the attitude of Miley Cyrus. She just didn't add up
 
I like her voice but don’t really know anything about her personally BUT if we are meant to hate her because she’s a “bitch” then I can’t join in because I’ve been a Madonna fan for 40 years :D
 
This person wasn’t a fan, but went for the free bar. Only 10 fans attended, so 9 if you take her out of the equation…. Sounds a bit of a REACH but OK…
 
I like her voice but don’t really know anything about her personally BUT if we are meant to hate her because she’s a “bitch” then I can’t join in because I’ve been a Madonna fan for 40 years :D

THIS exactly. She hasn’t done anything OFFENSIVE. Pop stars have been doing this shit for YEARS! :D
 
People here actively LOVE singers for their level of “CUNT” , Jark included. The hate is just so STRANGE.
 
who do I love who's famous for being nasty to fans?

You throw around the phrase “serving cunt” quite often so I would say if any of this is true then she is definitely serving that on a silver platter.
 

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