ZenGiraffe
Who is SHE though?
Quite obsessed by this gay erotica from 1881. Gamahuching is my new Grindr name
HAPPY BLACK CAT APPRECIATION DAY
SNEAKY C***
Something you can engage in whilst frigging a lovely prick with your foot.Not totally clear on what garamuching IS
Still have a headache so I’m not sure I’ll be able to shoot anything out like a rock from a volcano for a while
Something you can engage in whilst frigging a lovely prick with your foot.
I’m going away on Saturday but have SO MUCH to do at work before then I feel like I’m being PUNISHED.
SITGES
Feeling a bit nostalgic
Float On by Modest Mouse just came on, and the last time I heard it I was in New York living the authentic American experience; being served a pint of Stella by a Polish waitress in an Irish bar.
This is true, but if the only things Stella had on draft were Carlsberg or polish, I’d plump for a refreshing glass of Mr Sheen every day of the week.Better than being served a pint of polish by Stella in an Irish bar.
@Dark Carnival is the lucky recipient of the Pingu Memorial Superspreader of the Month award.Flying to Sweden tonight. Hi Miss @RaspberrySwirl
Flying to Sweden tonight. Hi Miss @RaspberrySwirl
Flying to Sweden tonight. Hi Miss @RaspberrySwirl
I may have a few moments thinking about me meeting DC and RS at the same time.Can I just have a few moments to think about DC and RS meeting?
Ten minutes should be enough
Think I might throw the cats in the river
Yes, Mila does it with me as well. I think it's just the difference in size that made it so dopily adorable.Heathcliff looks at me like that. It's the cutest thing.
This is why I don't want to inject him if he needs it
Wrong!Dogs > cats
Sorry to burst your bubble ladies, we’re not meeting… I’m being sent to LUND
Dogs > cats
More lovely than Stevenage?Oh.
Lund is supposed to be lovely. (I’ve only been to its station)
OUT!Dogs > cats
And there’s a good reason why we don’t haveExactly!
There is a good reason we don't have :Benson:
Omgz we do but it’s not a mopsy one, we still haveAnd there’s a good reason why we don’t have