TWO HOUR DELAY FUCK THIS SHIT
God I really didn’t treasure how great it was to have a job without E-MAILS.
They have to dress up like the concept of numeracy?!
They have to dress up like the concept of numeracy?!
Is that difficult to compute?
It is a bit odd, I think. "Mum, can you make me a costume representing the impossibility of dividing by zero?".
I would love a job without emails.
But I also don't want to have to deal with people face-to-face. Or on the telephone. Or at all.
How does one become a kept woman these days? Because YES PLEASEI've come to the conclusion that I actually just don't want a job.
How does one become a kept woman these days? Because YES PLEASE
God I loved not working.
If you refuse to allow a huge amount of money to change you, then you don’t deserve it in the first place.Don't get me started on lottery winners.
"Brenda, 73, says she won't give up her 9 hour a day cleaning job. "It won't change me", said the Mother of 9 from Preston".
*photo of Brenda smiling with a mop*
Well, frankly, BRENDA shouldn't be ALLOWED to play the fucking lottery then.
Yeah fuck that, I'll stick to Take A Break puzzles to keep my mind ticking over thanks.I've toyed with the idea of getting the PhD I wanted if I won the lottery, but I imagine I'd just give up after a few months to spend my money in much more fun ways instead.
Relatable. I think I’m on the cusp of a spectacular mental breakdown. Not sure if its going to be a big public display or disappearing into the woods with a tent and turning my phone off for a few days.I've come to the conclusion that I actually just don't want a job.
Why not both? Do the big public display then retreat into the woods and leave others to deal with the fallout!Relatable. I think I’m on the cusp of a spectacular mental breakdown. Not sure if its going to be a big public display or disappearing into the woods with a tent and turning my phone off for a few days.
Too busyWhy not both? Do the big public display then retreat into the woods and leave others to deal with the fallout!
Relatable. I think I’m on the cusp of a spectacular mental breakdown. Not sure if its going to be a big public display or disappearing into the woods with a tent and turning my phone off for a few days.
I love the way that I think that starting my own business is going to solve all of these problems and actually it’s going to just leave me working loads more hours with fuck all holiday until I BREAK.
Have they asked you to sober up?Still waiting to board wtf
I love so much of it, but yes, there is this.