Wednesday is thinking about the immortality of God

[RJN]

The crab was sacrilegious

 

[Indie]

I'm not a fan of god. Went to a church wedding over the weekend. Christians are bloody dull.

 

[Funky]

My boss asked me if I could move my days around and just 2 days this week and I'm absolutely ECSTATIC

4 days off incoming! I'm not moving from my bed.

 

[Soldi]

I really can’t be fucked with going to work later

 

[RJN]

I just have to work 8-1 today, and them I'm off until next Monday. Which makes today go even slower

 

[jyxz]

Ive got a market research zoom call at 12:30 about the lottery. £60 for 90 minutes. Seemed a good idea at the time, but slightly regretting signing up now

 

[Lucille]

I’ve sent off one CV now i’m back in bed.

 

[Soldi]

I’ve sent off one CV now i’m back in bed.

You still working at the pub bbz?

 

[Lucille]

Yes! I really wanted to be out before Christmas

 

[big ron]

I'm not a fan of god. Went to a church wedding over the weekend. Christians are bloody dull.

What would you pick if you had to pick a religion?

 

[big ron]

Sufism looks pretty mental. Great hats.

 

[big ron]

I cant remember the last time I had a hangover mid way through Wednesday but I'm sure it was just as wank as today. I should probably get dressed.

 

[Kate]

Satanism all the way

 

[COB]

I have taken the day off, and I've gone into town to enjoy CAFE CULTURE but it's drizzly so I'm in a basement establishment I much prefer crisp culture, obvs.

 

[big ron]

Satanism all the way

Cliche though isn't it.

 

[Indie]

What would you pick if you had to pick a religion?

Maybe i'll become a benedictine monk and devote my life to making beer.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Maybe i'll become a benedictine monk and devote my life to making beer.

What about Buckfast?

 

[Indie]

and buckfast.

 

[octophone]

"Moopfast - 3 of these are you'll post any old shit".

 

[ZenGiraffe]

AS IF we have quality control sober in the first place!!

 

[Kate]

Cliche though isn't it.

LaVeyan Satanism is a bit gross. I need some sort of lefty pacifist Satanism. Maybe I'll START ONE

 

[RJN]

LaVeyan Satanism is a bit gross. I need some sort of lefty pacifist Satanism. Maybe I'll START ONE

The Satanic Temple - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

this is IT

 

[Kate]

OH are they the ones using their religious status to fight against the Texas abortion law? Yes, they may be the ones for me.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I highly recommend the Netflix documentary if you haven't seen it already

Hail Satan? - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Lucille]

Sufism looks pretty mental. Great hats.

QUITE CAMP.

 

[big ron]

Maybe i'll become a benedictine monk and devote my life to making beer.

I feel as if you've given this thought before my query.

 

[big ron]

QUITE CAMP.

Hats, dancing, skirts and psychedelic drugs. I've found my path to god.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm now off for six days.

PRAISE BE.

 

[floppet]

All day I've been reading the thread title as the immorality of God. It works both ways.

 

[Lucille]

Omg just got this notification, is this you @Martha Skidd?

 

[Lucille]

Nothing says Christmas quite like a bucket full of Martha’s BROWN.

 

[Kate]

I expect she's sharing her TOP CHRISTMAS TIPS such as making festive tree decorations by shitting into sandwich bags.

 

[COB]

Guess who decided to put up the Christmas tree tonight? No bags of shit yet, but I'm tempted to do a DIRTY PROTEST.

 

[big ron]

JAZZ CRABS

 

[Lucille]

I expect she's sharing her TOP CHRISTMAS TIPS such as making festive tree decorations by shitting into sandwich bags.

Can’t afford wrapping paper? Just cover your presents in a thick layer of TURD.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I hope we're doing more top Christmas tips.

FILL FESTIVE OR COLOURFUL SOCKS WITH SOIL (OR SCRUNCHED UP PAGES OF A MAGAZINE) AND HANG THEM FROM YOUR TREE AS A DECORATION.

 

[Kate]

No Bisto in the Co-op for Christmas dinner? No fear! Simply eat a rotten prawn, wait a few hours, then squat over your gravy jug.

 

[big ron]

COME OME @Nancy

 

[Kate]

Don’t forget to watch the MRS BROWN’S BOYS Christmas special and show your appreciation by flinging your shit at the screen!

 

[COB]

No Bisto in the Co-op for Christmas dinner? No fear! Simply eat a rotten prawn, wait a few hours, then squat over your gravy jug.