What If Monday Never Let You Go?

But I guess we'll never know
If Monday held on tight
Would we still have the same flow
Or would our paths diverge and take flight
 
Would we still dread the start of the week
Or would we find a new sense of mystique
Would we still complain about the grind
Or would we appreciate the time we find

(AI rhyming week with mystique - I can dig!)
 
Morning. Early start today, late start rest of the week. Boo.
 
Morning

I'm in christmas present Amazon order HELL having offered to handle Mr Sheena's shopping and also his Dad's, given current events. That means buying presents for the same set of people so you need more than one idea apiece.

As I've said elsewhere, I get all my shopping done by the end of November so I can just relax, so this is doing my TITS IN.
 
My god people are annoying today. A Monday morning meeting at 9:30 where everyone interrupts eachother? No thanks.
 
So my boss has decided he wants everyone to have their nails done in the office prior to the Christmas party, which is a lovely idea but means MUGGINS here basically has to run a NAIL SALON on his last day in the office, as if I don’t have ENOUGH to get through before the Christmas holidays.
 
a chance to promote moopy and our thrilling “have you ever had a manicure?” thread at the office
 
And I have my PERFORMANCE REVIEW tomorrow, they’re really determined to make my last 3 days this year MISERY.
 
Santos Claus said:
So my boss has decided he wants everyone to have their nails done in the office prior to the Christmas party, which is a lovely idea but means MUGGINS here basically has to run a NAIL SALON on his last day in the office, as if I don’t have ENOUGH to get through before the Christmas holidays.
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Is the boss paying for the nails to be done?
 
Santos Claus said:
So my boss has decided he wants everyone to have their nails done in the office prior to the Christmas party, which is a lovely idea but means MUGGINS here basically has to run a NAIL SALON on his last day in the office, as if I don’t have ENOUGH to get through before the Christmas holidays.
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What the FUCK? :D

How RANDOM!
 
Jingle Bell Reet said:
Do you mean paying for the polish? Lucy is clearly starting a nail bar from his desk in the office. Hopefully he has a steady hand.
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Oh I misread it 🤣 I thought they were all going to a nail salon in town and the boss was making them all pay £40 ish to get them done!
 
Oh the company is paying for someone to come and do it, I’m just having to schedule everyone’s SLOTS which I can’t be arsed with.
 
Santos Claus said:
Oh the company is paying for someone to come and do it, I’m just having to schedule everyone’s SLOTS which I can’t be arsed with.
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That sounds lovely. What a great boss you have! Nails on top of a lovely juicy Christmas bonus I hope.
 
Santos Claus said:
I suspect the nails is to distract from the lack of bonus.

:ToneNervous:

Unless we count the lovely CANDLE everyone is being given.
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I must admit I am quite disappointed that you aren’t doing the nails.

Are you heading back to beautiful Yorkshire this year for the festivities?
 
Ugh I wish I had anything remotely as interesting as getting my nails done at work for Christmas! Lunch with the local team at the same Italian restaurant we usually go to :eyes: and then Christmas drinks with my team… over Teams :nononono:
 
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