You don’t have to like Wednesday, I lovewednesdayenoughforthebothofussss.

[Beverley]

I DO want a boyfriend but it’s a TWO WAY STREET. He wanted to meet a few weeks ago but we we’re both busy, then didn’t message for two weeks until I did over the weekend where we said we’d go for a drink today.

If he DOES want to he’d message asking where/when to meet I was always the one messaging about EVERYTHING with Mr Greece and look how THAT turned out

Yeah, you let things SLIP

 

[Soldi]

Yeah, you let things SLIP

DO NOT

He was always BUSY or BACK IN GREECE or some BULLSHIT

 

[Beverley]

DO NOT

He was always BUSY or BACK IN GREECE or some BULLSHIT

then the goods you were SUPPLYIN' just weren't TASTY enough

soz bitch

 

[Soldi]

then the goods you were SUPPLYIN' just weren't TASTY enough

soz bitch

 

[Lucille]

then the goods you were SUPPLYIN' just weren't TASTY enough

soz bitch

RATHER MUDDY I’VE HEARD.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This home ownership thing is much less fun when you have to deal with a broken boiler

 

[big ron]

This home ownership thing is much less fun when you have to deal with a broken boiler

Ah yes, I had that and a flat roof cave in, then I sold my house and moved away with zero desire to ever own bricks again.

 

[Lucille]

Quick update I’m making out with a 24 year old Brazilian who is mildly wanking me off on the dance floor, and it’s nice and all but I NEED AN EXIT?!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Quick update I’m making out with a 24 year old Brazilian who is mildly wanking me off on the dance floor, and it’s nice and all but I NEED AN EXIT?!?

Sounds like you're having a lovely time and should stay put.

 

[COB]

I know someone who got fingered on a dance floor once, with all their friends around So it could always devolve further, is what I'm saying.

 

[lolly]

I got sucked off on a dancefloor by a policeman once.

 

[RJN]

I got sucked off on a dancefloor by a policeman once.

they do say ACAB (are cops are bottoms)

 

[lolly]

they do say ACAB (are cops are bottoms)

This one was like a wet paper bag

 

[RJN]

This one was like a wet paper bag

ok, back to All Cops Are Bad

 

[lolly]

ok, back to All Cops Are Bad

He did get sacked a couple of years later, apparently

 

[Lucille]

I POLITELY made my excuses to leave and she THREW A FIT!

 

[Lucille]

I ran away to a nearby bear bar for safety and as I ordered a drink some bitch screamed at me in English ‘WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?!?’

 

[Kate]

I know someone who got fingered on a dance floor once, with all their friends around So it could always devolve further, is what I'm saying.

More details from the Tischuana wedding please.

 

[RJN]

I POLITELY made my excuses to leave and she THREW A FIT!

I ran away to a nearby bear bar for safety and as I ordered a drink some bitch screamed at me in English ‘WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?!?’

For some reason I saw that @Kate had posted most recently, read these as being from her, and was confused by it