You wanted a new boyband? Here's DPNO (dUb's Possible New Obsession) from the House Of XENOMANIA

[SystemAddict]

They don't actually have a NAME or even a RECORD DEAL yet but they were put together by POP SVENGALI Louis Walsh (of Carter Twins/Reel/Hometown fame) and have already recorded ten songs with Brian Higgins.

According to Louis:

“There has been nobody since One Direction and if we get the right songs, it’s a modern boy band.

“There (SIC) sound is somewhere between One Republic and Five Seconds. It’s not what people would expect, and it is not what I had expected.”

"There's nobody out there like them."

 

[Kratz]

I refuse to believe that photo was taken after 1999

 

[Diddy]

There has been nobody since 1D!
They’re a bit like 5 Second of Summer (who came after 1D)!

 

[Jark]

they look like five reluctant Topman shoppers where the STAR QUAL AT!

 

[Diddy]

they look like five reluctant Topman shoppers where the STAR QUAL AT!

I don’t think that’s them! Do you mean the GIF? I think they’re Korean!

Edit: the picture just loaded for me

 

[dUb]

I am HONOURED!

They look shite

 

[straightorbroken]

We really need a Xenomania expose (book or group).

 

[SystemAddict]

I hope CUTE3AD don't get axed to make way for this quintet of gloomy geebags. Rally Leo's entire RAISON D'ÊTRE would be snuffed out.

 

[GNL]

"Put out a press release about the new boy band."
"Do they have a name yet?"
"No, just mention they were put together by Louis Walsh, that'll get the young folks excited for things to come."

 

[SystemAddict]

Surely Brian could have signed them to XENOMANIA RECORDS or does he have less faith in them then he did in unperfect?

 

[Calico Moonchild]

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[OutSynk]

I hope CUTE3AD don't get axed to make way for this quintet of gloomy geebags.

Thread title not exactly helping the former.

 

[Apoca]

Sheree will launch She by Sheree AND joggers before they launch an album.

 

[Soldi]

They’re not even hot

 

[SystemAddict]

They shouldn't have ditched the original sixth member.

 

[Jark]

nobody cares for boy OR girl groups anymore, unless you're BTS/Blackpink, OR manufactured groups of any kind, so WHY do people keep putting money* into them?

*allowing for the possibility that this is some kind of mafia-adjacent money laundering scheme of course

 

[Apoca]

nobody cares for (...) girl groups anymore, unless you're BTS/Blackpink

Keisha will roast you alive for this in her next VLOG.

 

[OutSynk]

I wonder if there is already a thread on Popjustice or if this is a Mopsy Exclusive.

 

[Diddy]

nobody cares for boy OR girl groups anymore, unless you're BTS/Blackpink, OR manufactured groups of any kind, so WHY do people keep putting money* into them?

*allowing for the possibility that this is some kind of mafia-adjacent money laundering scheme of course

How can you say that, there hasn’t been anyone since 1D!

 

[SystemAddict]

I wonder if there is already a thread on Popjustice or if this is a Mopsy Exclusive.

I wouldn't recycle "news" from that LOON ASYLUM. Mopsy is the promo.

 

[Pipo]

what in the LEGO BLOCK hell is this shit?

 

[Christian]

 

[Kratz]

This will be the most deductions HMRC has seen since the heady days of Bellefire

 

[ButterTart]

They all look like the lesbians who tell me they’re not looking for a job because they’re concentrating on their digital art.

 

[OutSynk]

All hopes on this now.

 

[Suomi]

This will be the most deductions HMRC has seen since the heady days of Bellefire

Can someone explain what a tax write off is to me because I’ve always been unsure and would love to know

 

[Kratz]

Can someone explain what a tax write off is to me because I’ve always been unsure and would love to know

Suomi sets up a business - Cutebad Holdings Ltd
Suomi spies limited edition Linda Bengtzing air fryer
Purchases as a 'business expense' (the CB girls need to EAT!)
Claims as a business expense of CBH Ltd
Deducts from tax liability (also likely VAT exempt)
Suomi quids in
Cutebad dropped

 

[Dark Carnival]

All hopes on this now.

CuteBAD’s blood is still warm you sick bastard

 

[Suomi]

wait wait wait, back up a minute




When is the Linda Bengtzing air fryer getting here in the mail

 

[Kratz]

wait wait wait, back up a minute




When is the Linda Bengtzing air fryer getting here in the mail

please send all enquiries to [email protected]

 

[OutSynk]

Suomi sets up a business - Cutebad Holdings Ltd
Suomi spies limited edition Linda Bengtzing air fryer
Purchases as a 'business expense' (the CB girls need to EAT!)
Claims as a business expense of CBH Ltd
Deducts from tax liability (also likely VAT exempt)
Suomi quids in
Cutebad dropped

I believe Suomi is evil.