2000s Top 10
1. Touch My Body Only yesterday a Lebanese hunk invited me to touch his cock in the gym. Such utility. Such relevance.
2. Fly Like A Bird The climax. OH JESUS!
3. Migrate An aural instagram filter for 2008. To feature my hips... accentuate my tits... and STEAL THE SHOW
4. I Know What You Want No one would have predicted that this would become her enduring 2000s anthem. And yet. I knew you were gonna give me that high note, Mariah.
5. We Belong Together It would be churlish to place this any lower. An electric shock right in the tits. The final note alone gave us a hundred lipsynchs for your life, long before awful straight girls had heard of RuPaul.
6. Loverboy A tuneless banger before we ever knew what it meant. Butterfinger my tangerines.
7. I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time Flagrant cultural appropriation, and we stan.
8. My Love Those braids. The blackest she has ever been, except for the time she played a silent field slave in that Lee Daniels movie.
9. It's Like That In my fantasies, this stopped Stop from going to #1.
10. I'm That Chick ... you like